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20 most recent comments by horus8 (2461-2480)

Re: Love and Marriage in Da Nang by Tascobar 27-Aug-02/4:31 PM
peter porcupine is a bored house wife with a cock and balls midrift stare. he's a cad and a deep throat who wets his bed out of self respect and chivalry. that's why i respect his opinion like floored toast. bon appetite piker. look down! see that? that's my 'hoof' mocking at you. don't make me fill you full of kale. you couldn't handle the flavorless calcium blast. you are a muted clank.missed.s
regarding some deleted poem... 28-Aug-02/1:03 PM
A fastidious bunch did hunch for lunch, but hah...how the back broke with patience, here is my offal. choke. 6/10. predictable from the first word. quick and resolves. titilate? it doesn't.
Re: 'The Grey' Triplet by Shin-Bojangles 28-Aug-02/3:15 PM
"The Red" Fiblet (haiku) by chok-denegroes............../What's this ? No more beard!/Gandalf, naked and scorched red!/Sound the elf alarm!/BONG! "Wont you just die ? /Soon! For the love of troll cock!/Gandalf, is a waste./ Yayyee! Gandalf is red!/Sauron's shaft throbs with delight!/ Iron maiden blasts loud!/u
regarding some deleted poem... 28-Aug-02/3:44 PM
i'm in retrograde this week sorry bugger...here allow me to readjust my tits ahhhhhhhhhh......i meant the opposite magnified scrotismaly to the 3rd power.....vulnerably titilating wishy-washy woeful "let's all have fun with it artistic withdrawl"? the title should be "my caret" at least you would have that going for you from the gate before you get all fancy smancy with your "having fun style" wait that buggering was 22 years ago ....no cock phantom carouses for that long i hope... i pray....he must of left a carbuncle, or two....should we worry..laser surgery...strait walk no limp....get the gimp!
regarding some deleted poem... 28-Aug-02/11:37 PM
you too huh. bummer.i actually liked it though. so, i give you permission to beat me now to.. fist me. baby!, what happened to whitejones? was it. the bugger, he vanished heh. bummer.try the soup yet? it's good stuff. you'll like much. moving on. later 7/10!
Re: How my head feels by Adriaan 28-Aug-02/11:41 PM
you suck. sorry. my femur's bigger than yours, and my plaster of paris is from paris. nah....(tongue out lol!) vibrate.dagger.iree.hemp. 4
Re: Waiting to understand by Cha no Onna 29-Aug-02/12:19 AM
you're fired.cuz i love you.s
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Aug-02/11:01 AM
eye-opener! 8/10, might be a mispell in stanza 4, 3 line, 1 word. see.ya!r
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Aug-02/11:03 AM
factoid thyroid meta beta! 7/10.
Re: Pedophile by Lenore 29-Aug-02/11:09 AM
As fast as kevin spacey. 7/10!0
Re: Incidentally, you might want to look up 'Amplexus' by Shin-Bojangles 29-Aug-02/11:15 AM
mighty blasphemous! boss tone groan. i there any body out there? 8/10!
Re: "The title is overused!" by vulcan 29-Aug-02/11:22 AM
horus8 FANTASIMAL ORGASIM IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S BACCHIAN AND TITILATING award for poetry. throw banannas at it until the monkey head snaps. i snapped. the g-sting. dollar bills flew around like canon fodder.9/10I
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Aug-02/11:42 AM
i enjoyed it until the lost stanza then i loved it ugly, too many birds? 7/10. haughty imagery from the gate though.h
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Aug-02/2:49 PM
hey, it's your bros....i have to consolidate my credit cards soon, call me .i need help!....fucking providian jacked me good quick...going down...thanks, love jeremi.
Re: Anna N. Smiths vagina monologue in Evangelistic tongues by horus8 29-Aug-02/6:58 PM
have i told you yet of the adventures of vagina, the three legged pigeon? he belongs the the "lip flock" in the great tale of the three lipped vagina (pigeon, not a good roller) cast out for his atrocious third legg hanging, mocking, dead staring, he shit in the church pews and alsp worked well in puter.)
Re: Waiting For You To Call (vulgar language) by PK 29-Aug-02/9:49 PM
d.a's got a point i say replace the word "that" with cunt, the term "I" with "the shank of maggotry" and the with "fish monger". great. thanks. may a rock from outer space fix your problems. and mine too. soon
Re: Award shows make my cock hard, but you don't by Bachus 29-Aug-02/11:19 PM
indeed. detroit duo. siblings. sexy drummer. aggression and classy guitar antics. yet humble....
Re: A Hard Lesson Learned by kristenk69lover 29-Aug-02/11:23 PM
god.......i've cum. sorry. see you tomorrow.
Re: "The title is overused!" by vulcan 30-Aug-02/12:26 AM
is nothing. you okay. maybe. okay.
Re: "The title is overused!" by vulcan 30-Aug-02/12:45 AM
not the poem freak. you. how r u feeling? that's all! jesus...be polite and every gets defensive.


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