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'The Grey' Triplet (Haiku) by Shin-Bojangles
Holy crap, we're boned. Demon of the ancient world. And he's super pissed. CRACK! "You shall not pass!" NOW this Balrog's going down. Gandalf is some smart. Oh no! Gandalf dead? Moria awash with tears and sad Enya tunes.

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.5
Weighted score: 5.25
Overall Rank: 4006
Posted: August 27, 2002 11:54 PM PDT; Last modified: August 27, 2002 11:54 PM PDT
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[9] <~> @ 24.44.185.41 | 28-Aug-02/12:03 AM | Reply
alas! an enya tune! and i am already weary....
[7] Christof @ 195.172.133.226 | 28-Aug-02/1:42 AM | Reply
The mention of Enya tunes makes me chuckle
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles @ | 28-Aug-02/3:15 PM | Reply
If Enya had been around when Tolkien wrote 'The Fellowship', I'm sure he'd have mentioned the Enya.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 28-Aug-02/3:15 PM | Reply
"The Red" Fiblet (haiku) by chok-denegroes............../What's this ? No more beard!/Gandalf, naked and scorched red!/Sound the elf alarm!/BONG! "Wont you just die ? /Soon! For the love of troll cock!/Gandalf, is a waste./ Yayyee! Gandalf is red!/Sauron's shaft throbs with delight!/ Iron maiden blasts loud!/u
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles @ | 28-Aug-02/10:10 PM | Reply
Hmm... Are they playing "Only the Good Die Young"?
[0] poetandknowit @ 65.101.211.178 | 29-Aug-02/10:32 PM | Reply
Oh god, another clever ditty. I went to the star trek convention here in misery and I met that robot and you know what--he was not a robot after all. It killed me to find out that everything i thought was real on TV was just made up. Well at least I have these conventions and david eddings and the hobbit and oh, yes, lovecraft--go go, Cthulhu, go.
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles @ | 29-Aug-02/10:39 PM | Reply
Sigh... they just don't understand, do they Bilbo?
[5] deleted user @ 208.25.247.107 | 27-Jan-04/6:27 PM | Reply
Very Very Interesting :)
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