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Haiku № 11720

'The Grey' Triplet

Member since 2002 · Posted 27 Aug 2002 · 8 comments

Holy crap, we're boned. Demon of the ancient world. And he's super pissed. CRACK! "You shall not pass!" NOW this Balrog's going down. Gandalf is some smart. Oh no! Gandalf dead? Moria awash with tears and sad Enya tunes.

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[9] <~> 28-Aug-02/12:03 AM Reply
alas! an enya tune! and i am already weary....
[7] Christof 28-Aug-02/1:42 AM Reply
The mention of Enya tunes makes me chuckle
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles 28-Aug-02/3:15 PM Reply
If Enya had been around when Tolkien wrote 'The Fellowship', I'm sure he'd have mentioned the Enya.
[n/a] horus8 28-Aug-02/3:15 PM Reply
"The Red" Fiblet (haiku) by chok-denegroes............../What's this ? No more beard!/Gandalf, naked and scorched red!/Sound the elf alarm!/BONG! "Wont you just die ? /Soon! For the love of troll cock!/Gandalf, is a waste./ Yayyee! Gandalf is red!/Sauron's shaft throbs with delight!/ Iron maiden blasts loud!/u
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles 28-Aug-02/10:10 PM Reply
Hmm... Are they playing "Only the Good Die Young"?
[0] poetandknowit 29-Aug-02/10:32 PM Reply
Oh god, another clever ditty. I went to the star trek convention here in misery and I met that robot and you know what--he was not a robot after all. It killed me to find out that everything i thought was real on TV was just made up. Well at least I have these conventions and david eddings and the hobbit and oh, yes, lovecraft--go go, Cthulhu, go.
[n/a] Shin-Bojangles 29-Aug-02/10:39 PM Reply
Sigh... they just don't understand, do they Bilbo?
[5] deleted user 27-Jan-04/6:27 PM Reply
Very Very Interesting :)