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20 most recent comments by Bobjim (81-100)

Re: Shut Up by openwounds 24-Mar-03/1:24 PM
Kinky.
Re: His Dying Words (2nd draft) by Ranger 24-Mar-03/1:31 PM
INCEST!!!!!!
regarding some deleted poem... 24-Mar-03/1:35 PM
I said don't squeal, Bitch!
Re: THE INTERNET by TanHand 24-Mar-03/1:38 PM
You sad, sad, sad fuck. (shakes head in pity)
regarding some deleted poem... 24-Mar-03/1:47 PM
That turns me on, and it's deeply disturbing......
Re: My Hart by aNgElThAtLiVeS 25-Mar-03/1:43 PM
Hart is a wild woodland deer ( or something).
regarding some deleted poem... 25-Mar-03/1:45 PM
WHACK SMACK PUSH BUGGER
STUPID TWAT
regarding some deleted poem... 25-Mar-03/1:49 PM
Wow. Nice one.
No, really.
(my first (and probly only) compliment)
Re: Crucifixion by Mr Pig 25-Mar-03/3:46 PM
Why the fuck is this in the top 10?
regarding some deleted poem... 8-Apr-03/12:12 PM
Change 'hob' to 'nob'.
Re: Down Lovers Lane by Mr Pig 8-Apr-03/12:20 PM
A short poem to commemorate my morning:

A young man of passions quite gingery
Tore a hole in his sisters best lingerie
He slapped her behind
And made up his mind
To add incest to insult and injury
regarding some deleted poem... 9-Apr-03/1:36 PM
Take the Queer Test

First find a mirror
Now, smack TanHand with it.

HOMOPHOBE
Re: I Love My Socks by Bazilla 9-Apr-03/1:50 PM
What colour socks?
Re: Stick orgy by Bobjim_returns 9-Apr-03/3:34 PM
Ah, sweet porno.

Oh, wait. I've e-jack-ulated.
regarding some deleted poem... 14-Apr-03/11:56 AM
This conjurs up some nice images in my head. Just imagine the fun they can have together using Gandalf's magic and think what Magneto could do with a metal dildo. Add the fact that they're the same person...10!
Re: Lost love by Mikius 28-Apr-03/3:59 PM
YOUR PUNCTUATION IS BUGGERED! YOU ILLETERATE GOON!
I OUGHT TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A DICTIONARY!
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Oct-03/7:26 AM
As a scholar at the "Grammatical Scholaria Royale", as I like to call it, I find this poem to be a product of a combination of idiocy, geekness and blatant homosexual tendencies towards certain members of staff. Do not befoul our school with your presence by turning up tommorrow or ever again!
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Oct-03/7:36 AM
As a poem, I don't think much of the first bit. The second bits kind of nice though (which means a lot coming from me, read my comments and see). A 10 on principle and I would now advise against reading my "Ode to Necrophilia".
Re: Jesus and the spider (Should have bought a GT 500 Glider) by Don-Quixote 27-Oct-03/12:14 PM
What an interesting poem. Did you know that Jesus was actually a spider?
Re: i love this shit by Yatasuma 5-Nov-03/1:46 AM
I give you 1 for having the correct number of syllables.


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