Re: a comment on Hunger 2 by Dovina	4-Mar-05/10:47 AM
It is a gravely serious matter when a Lady begins trumpeting her hysterical Programming Notions about. It only ever ends in tears, and it makes the negroes restless.
Re: a comment on Hunger 2 by Dovina	4-Mar-05/10:42 AM
Your floppy bosoms are blocking your reason-holes. www.lisp.org/table/style.htm Where are your mysterious ideas of "good practice" coming from?
Re: a comment on Hunger 2 by Dovina	3-Mar-05/7:07 PM
1. My dear, if 'food' was a function, it would have brackets around it to evaluate it. We both know it's not a reserved word. Let's face it, it's a global variable. 2. Anyone operating on a cognitive level above that of a pea is perfectly capable of matching up opening and closing parentheses without the aid of indentation. And since it's against convention, which makes it uncomfortable and annoying to read for people accustomed to convention, it's equivalent to wearing a bin on one's head and charging head-first into the sea. 3. I can't expect anyone without a billowing, rockmage-like beard to understand how comments actually tend to make code harder to read. Naive, comforting faith in comments is endemic to the ladies' world of AUTOCAD, and I doubt I will convince you otherwise, so I shan't bother.
Re: a comment on Hunger 2 by Dovina	3-Mar-05/6:36 PM
P.S. Lisp code is itself a series of linked lists. Therefore your code does in fact "manage linked lists." PARP.
Re: a comment on Hunger 2 by Dovina	3-Mar-05/6:19 PM
You're a thicky. 1. 'food' is either a global variable or an error. Stop disputing it, and stop randomly discharging Lisp syntax. 2. I'm well aware how expressions are formed. I am commenting on your formatting. Your formatting is unconventional and unhelpful. It may be considered "good practice" to put closing brackets on a separate line in the ladies' world of AUTOCAD. It is not considered good practice anywhere else. Lisp is not C. Go read some actual, non-AUTOCAD Lisp. You will see how it is done in the real world of enormous beards. 3. I don't fathom how you think it "makes the code easier to maintain". However, what doesn't make the code easier to maintain is your cutesy comments. They make it harder, because if you change the name of the function or variable, you have to go update the comment. It also insults the reader, clutters up the page, and makes you look like the only code you've ever seen was from an AUTOCAD tutorial, which is most likely the case. 4. It is "Lisp". Do not discharge what it stands for. 5. That you think "linked list" and "coordinate searches" are sophisticated, confusing computer phrases is both quaint and crushingly dim.
Re: a comment on Getting Pumped Up to Get Laid by PodPoet	3-Mar-05/2:16 PM
lol
Re: a comment on Hunger 2 by Dovina	3-Mar-05/2:05 PM
What about it? For a start, you plainly don't actually program in Lisp. No actual Lisp programmer puts end brackets on separate lines. And you haven't exploited Lisp's homoiconic (lol) nature at all, which is the only reason to use Lisp. Also, commenting the end of control structures is quaint, but pointless, and only seen in textbooks. Furthermore, "hunger" is a terrible name for a function. Hunger is a thing. You can't "do" hunger. And Christ alone knows what 'fulfill-desires' does. Whatever it is, it evidently doesn't involve satisfying hunger, as that's taken care of in "hunger". And you don't use any function parameters, or declare any local variables. All your variables are global. They fail. You fail. Aside from its bulbous demerits as a program, it's an utter swellington as a poeme. And that ain't good. -10-
Re: a comment on The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	3-Mar-05/1:48 PM
'Training braw' is the best thing you've ever posted.
Re: a comment on Don't Ask, Don't Tell by PodPoet	2-Mar-05/5:30 AM
Angels don't have members. They're sexless: "At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven." Matthew 22:30
Re: Don't Ask, Don't Tell by PodPoet	2-Mar-05/3:39 AM
Is gayness a systemic problem in the Marines? Or are they merely blighted by a few bad eggs? The omelette that is homosexualism is rotten indeed, and like all rotten omelettes it spreads, planting new omelette seeds wherever its omelette legs may carry it. Make no mistake: omelettism is more than just a pertinent analogy, it's a fact of life. All that's left is for us to ask ourselves, "How do we stamp out a breeding omelette?" Simple. We place it in the middle of The Bible, and slam the book shut. Case closed. Omelette absorbed. -10-
Re: The Artist by Dreammaker1024	2-Mar-05/12:48 AM
By all accounts, Black mothers are ace. The same cannot be said of Black fathers, who seem to get a lot of bad press. "The majority of African American children live in homes without their fathers." Similar parps ring true in the Afro Carribean community in Britain. Three questions pull down their trousers and vault out of all this muss: Who is responsible? What can be done about it? And who on Earth is going to put it into action?
Re: For Junior by PodPoet	1-Mar-05/11:54 PM
Love/Above List http://jowls.org/cgi-bin/wiki/wiki.pl?Poemeranker/Love-Above_List Prayer of life (Other) by njuGold In weakness, in suffering, and mercy to love More spiritually, more gracefully as below and much as above Was it Me?? (Free verse) by ga_writer You were my angel sent from above, Sent here for me to shower you with my love. Angel (Free verse) by Butterfly1120 She to me is an angel. One sent from up above. Here to give, and not recieve, someone with so much love. The meaning of Love (Free verse) by The Slender Blade What is this? An angel in heaven? No, this is love, From the skies above. Child of my Buttocks (Lyric) by -=Dark_Angel=- For Jesu's legendary scorn Is pitiful, and flawed by Love. The greatest anguish from Above Song For My Soulmate (Lyric) by John K Have you ever seen to people madly in love? They've been given a gift from their God above. Forbidden Love (Ode) by crystal lane swift I know He is watching from above, Is our moment all a dream? Why must this be a forbidden love? Am I Good Enough? (Free verse) by crystal lane swift I want nothing more than for you to return my love. I write pretty lines for you about the heavens above. An Angel (Lyric) by broken_wing11 An angel walked thru the gates today Into His heavens up above An angel has been blessed She left us with her love A.E.G. (Free verse) by nowhereman How can you say you feel no love for me, I hold you so high above Goodbye (Free verse) by Sunshine Conkey Maybe someday he'll find true love Just know "sunshine" will be watching from above. Sent from Above (Free verse) by Sugarbbybuttrfly Time passed and we spoke move and soon we fell in love And in my heart I knew it was true this love was from above Essential Love (Other) by CharismaAllOver when God made you, God made love from high in heaven high above. Good Love (Free verse) by w~* ATHENA *~w what makes a good love does it come from above I Love You (Free verse) by babyBOOMER I Will Never Compromise My Love Yet Dreaming Takes Me Far Away Of a Woman Lying above lost love (Free verse) by cherish My head aches from heartaches of my lost love. Also in hopes of one day being together one day up above. Love (Sonnet) by simone_girard I do believe the lord above Created you for me to love Symbol Of Love (Sonnet) by simone_girard So they say goodbye to their symbol of love As their baby moves on to god above You Give Me Love (Free verse) by Free2Rhyme15 The brightest star shinning, in the sky above Is nothing to you the person who gives me love. love 2 (Free verse) by little_angel_maria as i've failed in all of the above, I admit by chance maybe i just fell in love Tragic Love (Sonnet) by WithoutLife A heart that can never be given away To the one I truly love, Must forever wonder astray Was it condemned from above? It's All 'Cause I Love You (Free verse) by Tigger8023 You're the perfect star in the sky above, The one I wish upon with all my love. My One True Love (Lyric) by Hooman We'll reach out to the mystery above, For we have the blessing of our fate, As you are my one and only true love. My Guardian Angel (Limerick) by ramtheman1 I know my mom's in the heavens above, Watching over us all with lots of love. My Angel (Free verse) by baby_d You have proved to be an angel, Sent from heaven above. To bring back to me, The faith I had lost in Love. The Angel at the arcade (this is actually an 'acne') (Pimple) by scitz I have fell deep in love, She’s an Angel from the sky above. LIKE AN ANGEL (Free verse) by jeremy bjelland She has lots of love, Just like an angel from above. Angel (Lyric) by mistaric You’re an angel, Sent from up above You’re an angel, You’re the one I love Little Fly (Other) by PodPoet Spread the germ known as love Sent from somewhere up above For Junior (Other) by PodPoet Rainbow spreading above As loneliness becomes love
Re: a comment on It’s the Management by Dovina	1-Mar-05/11:32 PM
Then you could at least have the common decency to plagiarise his life story in the third person.
Re: a comment on Hunger 2 by Dovina	1-Mar-05/2:41 AM
your an autocad
Re: a comment on It’s the Management by Dovina	28-Feb-05/5:34 PM
So this is a true story?
Re: a comment on It’s the Management by Dovina	28-Feb-05/5:09 AM
Your the sexist one. You only made the boss a man because the stereotypical boss is male -- a preconception that we both share, it seems. Well, not quite. The difference is that I'm aware of my prejudices, but you're not. You're too busy telling other people off for being BLATANTLY sexist to notice that you're own sexism is far more subtle, far more sinister than other peoples's's. Indeed my own mildly chauvanistic outlook on life could only be described as "charmingly old-fashioned" -- hardly the sordid, deeply rooted inferiority complex you so happily secrete. In future, I would urge you refrain from sexing your characters unless absolutely necessary, thanks. -0-
Re: It’s the Management by Dovina	27-Feb-05/2:49 AM
9/11 was a tradegy for all concerned. But I think the term "boss man" contains redundancy, because all bosses are men by default. You might also consider replacing "lesser" with "female" :( -no vote-
Re: Hunger by Dovina	23-Feb-05/4:16 PM
Are your breasts floppy?
Re: Hunter Thompson, In The Off Beat Chance Of Cunnilingus by horus8	23-Feb-05/4:11 PM
My favourite bit is "Geffen passed around a wooden box full of drugs."
Re: a comment on The Man I Love by Dovina	19-Feb-05/3:59 AM
So do you agree with me that praying during an examination should be forbidden?