replying on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
20 Nov 2002, 9:33 AM
Sir,
I have already achieved the greatest rank-based triumph possible; to wit, to have three of my poemes be the three lowest-ranked poemes, and not just because they are terrible poemes, but because they have offended some people so much that those people went on anonymous "revenge" voting sprees, even though the poemes would only offend those idiots in the First Class. Therefore I care no longer how my poemes are ranked.
I am a man of honour, Sir, and if foreigners choose to mock my work with their ill-consider'd voting, it says naught of me. Settle is and has always been an Terrible Rogue. What would the neighbours say if they say you consorting with the likes of him? Good day to you, Sir.
I have already achieved the greatest rank-based triumph possible; to wit, to have three of my poemes be the three lowest-ranked poemes, and not just because they are terrible poemes, but because they have offended some people so much that those people went on anonymous "revenge" voting sprees, even though the poemes would only offend those idiots in the First Class. Therefore I care no longer how my poemes are ranked.
I am a man of honour, Sir, and if foreigners choose to mock my work with their ill-consider'd voting, it says naught of me. Settle is and has always been an Terrible Rogue. What would the neighbours say if they say you consorting with the likes of him? Good day to you, Sir.
on Where Is Happiness by BUFFY0BSESSED
20 Nov 2002, 5:53 AM
Happiness is a cigar called Jesus Christ.
on His Mother's Son by vulcan
20 Nov 2002, 5:33 AM
shattered, atrocious, erotic, defenceless, dangling, bare, savage, chaotic, gay, harrowing, physical, famous, desperate, too, many, fucking, adjectives, asswipe.
on Heart of the killer by UAFANTHORPEY
17 Nov 2002, 12:47 PM
Is this about the reformation of Michael Meyers?
replying on Prose poem written in 1 minute and 27 seconds while listening to Slim Cessna croon by poetandknowit
16 Nov 2002, 1:33 PM
Can I come? We could have a picnic! Golly-gosh how exciting!
on An Exercise in Futility by loneshadow29
15 Nov 2002, 9:46 AM
"a hollow shell
where a proud man once stood"
How pithily that speaks of mine own experiences. Oh beloved prawne! How I miss you!
where a proud man once stood"
How pithily that speaks of mine own experiences. Oh beloved prawne! How I miss you!
replying on the pot collected water when it hid us from the rain by kiki
14 Nov 2002, 12:11 AM
Too homespun.
replying on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
13 Nov 2002, 9:15 AM
Yeah and maybe you're gay. Besides, I am not voting on my own work.
on There is no end by INTRANSIT
12 Nov 2002, 3:30 PM
((gay -> AIDS) -> gay) -> gay
This completes the proof.
This completes the proof.
replying on Horse Burgers by flanners
12 Nov 2002, 8:27 AM
No, I mean it's not the case that he's been here for years.
replying on I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human by -=SeTTle=-
12 Nov 2002, 7:50 AM
http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/picnicoflove.html#2
I'm sorry, Settle, but it's important that you get better. We've been very concerned about your... habit.
I'm sorry, Settle, but it's important that you get better. We've been very concerned about your... habit.
replying on Horse Burgers by flanners
12 Nov 2002, 7:25 AM
bachus hasn't been here for years.
replying on I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human by -=SeTTle=-
12 Nov 2002, 7:24 AM
No need to be that way about it.
replying on I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human by -=SeTTle=-
12 Nov 2002, 6:42 AM
Is your irony detector broken?
on Picnic Of Love by -=SeTTle=-
12 Nov 2002, 6:12 AM
MCSTOLEN
How can you be so devoid of irony-detecting ability? How? HOW?????????????? YOU'RE HURTING THE REST OF THE PLANET WITH YOUR CONTINUED BEING.