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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (2581-2600) and replies

Re: jane by roses are read 20-Nov-02/11:47 AM
You like to watch, don't you?
Re: a comment on my goat by joey 20-Nov-02/11:43 AM
I want doesn't get.
Re: a comment on Now I Know by BUFFY0BSESSED 20-Nov-02/11:42 AM
Shut the fuck up
Re: a comment on boy girl by little_angel_maria 20-Nov-02/9:38 AM
Q: WHAT DO DAVID BECKHAM AND ROLEX WATCHES HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY BOTH COME IN POSH BOXES.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Re: a comment on boy girl by little_angel_maria 20-Nov-02/9:37 AM
WELL IT'S A GOOD THING NOBODY ASKED YOU THEN, ISN'T IT? Also, in future you should probably learn what words mean before you use them.
Re: a comment on boy girl by little_angel_maria 20-Nov-02/9:36 AM
Blade,

How can you be so devoid of irony-detecting ability? How? HOW?????????????? YOU'RE HURTING THE REST OF THE PLANET WITH YOUR CONTINUED BEING.
Re: a comment on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 20-Nov-02/9:33 AM
Sir,

I have already achieved the greatest rank-based triumph possible; to wit, to have three of my poemes be the three lowest-ranked poemes, and not just because they are terrible poemes, but because they have offended some people so much that those people went on anonymous "revenge" voting sprees, even though the poemes would only offend those idiots in the First Class. Therefore I care no longer how my poemes are ranked.

I am a man of honour, Sir, and if foreigners choose to mock my work with their ill-consider'd voting, it says naught of me. Settle is and has always been an Terrible Rogue. What would the neighbours say if they say you consorting with the likes of him? Good day to you, Sir.
Re: Where Is Happiness by BUFFY0BSESSED 20-Nov-02/5:53 AM
Happiness is a cigar called Jesus Christ.
Re: Sod by jrtails 20-Nov-02/5:38 AM
wtf!? lol!!!!!!!11111111
Re: His Mother's Son by vulcan 20-Nov-02/5:33 AM
shattered, atrocious, erotic, defenceless, dangling, bare, savage, chaotic, gay, harrowing, physical, famous, desperate, too, many, fucking, adjectives, asswipe.
Re: The Sea by Moss 20-Nov-02/5:29 AM
You, Sir, are not alone: I also find barnacles exciting.

Cupcake?
Re: my goat by joey 20-Nov-02/5:26 AM
Your poeme is this good: quite
Re: Heart of the killer by UAFANTHORPEY 17-Nov-02/12:47 PM
Is this about the reformation of Michael Meyers?
Re: a comment on Prose poem written in 1 minute and 27 seconds while listening to Slim Cessna croon by poetandknowit 16-Nov-02/1:33 PM
Can I come? We could have a picnic! Golly-gosh how exciting!
Re: hate by ts 16-Nov-02/12:08 PM
You might consider replacing 'hate' with 'h8'
Re: An Exercise in Futility by loneshadow29 15-Nov-02/9:46 AM
"a hollow shell
where a proud man once stood"

How pithily that speaks of mine own experiences. Oh beloved prawne! How I miss you!
Re: a comment on the pot collected water when it hid us from the rain by kiki 14-Nov-02/12:11 AM
Too homespun.
Re: a comment on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 13-Nov-02/9:15 AM
Yeah and maybe you're gay. Besides, I am not voting on my own work.
Re: There is no end by INTRANSIT 12-Nov-02/3:30 PM
((gay -> AIDS) -> gay) -> gay

This completes the proof. 
Re: a comment on Horse Burgers by flanners 12-Nov-02/8:27 AM
No, I mean it's not the case that he's been here for years.


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