Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	Dovina 209.247.222.82	29-Nov-05/9:45 AM
“Wholly night” is parallel to “Holy night” in the carol. Maybe you know that and think “completely” is better. Maybe so. I don’t think St. Peter will be impressed with the prosecution’s argument. We are made that way by his Master, and he’d have to explain why this case is sin. Your “eggshells” comment appears based on the idea that I took a sacred carol and made it vulgar. But think about the words of that song and tell me if you think they should be sacred.
Re: a comment on Games by BrandonW	BrandonW 216.78.48.155	29-Nov-05/7:13 AM
I believe WordPad.. but then again that was years ago.. I just decided that it needed a title after this long.. I didn't want to delete it. A reminder to the way I used to write.
Re: a comment on Picking Up Sins by BrandonW	BrandonW 216.78.48.155	29-Nov-05/7:00 AM
Gay is fine, I was shooting for more along the lines of "insecure redneck". Ya know, the kind who'd have a swinging contest with some faceless/nameless person. The kind who has to justify anything by his "cock size". The kind who worries another face is responsible for the warmth between her legs. But like I said, gay is fine. <winks>
Re: a comment on Picking Up Sins by BrandonW	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/5:35 AM
For my Penis? Normal conversation: probably "dick". In writing: All the above but straight men will say and do the gayest things in the process of getting laid like dancing. If he was having sex in the poem and said cock that would be fine but he's just using the word like it's what he always calls it. Like "my cock itches". "I've got to go drain my cock" The more often you use it in common remarks the gayer it becomes. Either it's that or the constant references made to "Him" in the poem followed by the use of the term "Cock" made it sound gay. Ah hell! I don't know. It was a first impression anyway.
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/4:32 AM
I bearded his black Jesus with rope wrapped tight round his plastic throat. I hung him from a branch, did a little tribal dance and fed his pecker to a porcelain goat.
Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/4:02 AM
Maybe. I forgot to check. He's so old. Like Bob Hope before he died, every year I'd just assume he died.
Re: a comment on A Modern Woman by Dovina	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/3:56 AM
I just saw a Middle Eastern woman on CNN talking about how we need to torture our prisoners of war more. Every time we debate about whether or not to use force our enemies in the Middle East percieve us as being wusses. This was written verbatim.
Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	Caducus 172.212.243.109	29-Nov-05/3:52 AM
Dark Angel can't die he's too clever for that.
Re: Silent Night by Dovina	Caducus 172.212.243.109	29-Nov-05/3:51 AM
If his piece was so heavenly would your night be so silent>?
Re: a comment on The mountain has come to Mohammed by ALChemy	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/3:47 AM
Is that right there not a perfect symbol for the 80's? Like totally it is.
Re: a comment on The mountain has come to Mohammed by ALChemy	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/3:44 AM
Him and De Niro. Why do people think they are like the greatest actors alive? They're hams.
Re: a comment on Indian Song by ALChemy	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/3:40 AM
I know L4 sucks. I'm already trying to think something up. It was my original dream to make both versions make sense but then I went almost nuts trying.
Re: a comment on Games by BrandonW	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/3:35 AM
See I thought it was just 'cause he was Irish, or is it Scottish. Ahh hell, what's the difference.
Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	zodiac 217.144.7.195	29-Nov-05/3:33 AM
Isn't he still alive?
Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/3:32 AM
I think the only person I thought you might be once was Hap. (or maybe the ghost of John Updike).
Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	zodiac 217.144.7.195	29-Nov-05/3:28 AM
Correction: 50%.
Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	zodiac 217.144.7.195	29-Nov-05/3:22 AM
Well, you have to know that I wrote 90% of "Beard My Homemade Negro Jesus", the most epic poem on poemranker ever.
Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	zodiac 217.144.7.195	29-Nov-05/3:20 AM
Your comment got lost in the rankersphere. Sorry. I haven't been accused of being -=Dark_Angel=-, mostly because everybody who cares knows he's given me more hell than anybody else, except maybe -=Dark_Angel=-part2. I have been accused on poemranker of being a "suck-egg dog", a "dolly-mop", and "a hopeless Gay introvert," but the worst was when Dovina accused me of having expectations.
Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/3:06 AM
I guess under that metaphor I could say I have Irritable bowel syndrome. Few can match him turd for turd. You came as close as anyone.
Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	29-Nov-05/3:06 AM
I guess under that metaphor I could say I have Irritable bowel syndrome. Few can match him turd for turd. You came as close as anyone.