On the contrary. I have faith in what is valid. Did you know there is something like 50 Gospel books of Jesus. Most were lost in history but they did exist. So I suppose you'd rather go with the popular choice than go with a Gospel who's people were called heretics for believing in logic and the equality of women. You were the one who claimed one gospel more consistant than the other. Isn't that what you mean by textual criticism.

So now you know. "And knowing is half the battle. Yooooo Joe!"

Not if God has a sense of humor.

Blasphemy: A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity. Profane: Vulgar; coarse

Hee-hee. I knew I'd get either you or Zodiac to jump me on that one. You've been surfin' the recent comment list I see.

Hah, I'd never edited a poem before. I had no clue....

Led around by his what?

It is a matter of faith, but what surprises me is that you're so much into textual criticism. Usually, it's clerics that get into that stuff. They look for some kind of validity for their faith. Are you a Baptist minister in disguise?

You'll burn for this.

I'm trying to say that I don't think it's blasphemy.

I'm done with the flirting for now.. But it got me a 9! I see how this place works! Thanks..

Heavens. I just checked this out for the first time since I made a mean statement. The tone really took a turn for the worse. I've been called gay multiple times, but never by someone with such bad spelling. And that's really saying something. Best of luck.

Chinese Night Siren night Whorey night All is cum Ow his bite Ram yo' vagina Muffer in China Whorey inferno Nintento and my ho Sheep in heavin' repeat Sheep in heavin' repeat.

No "completely" sounds just as lame and irrelevant as "wholly". I hear St. peter and the others in heaven don't take to kindly to blasphemy. You can make them sacred for yourself but I'd prefer to follow a prophet who's not lead around by his cock.

Knock it off kid, you're creeping me out. Here -9- Now stop winking.

So that's why you pushed other peoples poems down the recent posts list. That's sweet of you.

They were almost all written at different times and at a closer look are all inconsistant. http://www.geocities.com/b_r_a_d_99/jesusappear.htm http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:j5pHHkkM0w4J:www.ptsem.edu/know/pr-bin/Thompson2005_lecture.pdf+inconsistency+in+the+gospels&hl=en http://www.holysmoke.org/wb/wb0007.htm I guess it's a matter of faith.

But then it couldn't be sung to the traditional melody without forcing the rhythm. And it wouldn't make sense. Your answer: "It doesn't anyway." My answer: "Yes it does." Nighty-eight bottles of beer on the wall.

The Magdeline description is beautifully written: "With his hand and his heart he made her new. Lifted from within by the wind of the Spirit, she blew like a kite in the updraft, dancing dizzyingly while held firmly by his heartstrings 'til she came to earth again, touching down into his deep dark eyes. After that, she knew her calling." How can I help but swoon to such romantic uplift. The power of language is so great I could almost forget how inconsistent it is with the rest of the writings of that time.

No metaphors here that I can see, just inconsistent disses. When two things are placed together in a sentence, and the two seem unrelated, I have to wonder why the writer put them together.