Re: a comment on The Medium of Dunce by Ranger	Ranger 81.103.124.179	23-Feb-07/6:37 AM
That's true. Indeed, I may have misheard her drunken mumblings; she might have actually said 'Thank you' in beggar dialect as I accidentally dropped a shiny penny on the pavement in front of her. I could not bring myself to attempt to retrieve it from the bow'ls of hell, so let it be. That being said, I might remind you that no fortune can ever buy enough wipes for that mammoth task. For the rule of bum is that the severity of soiling is always directly inversely proportional to the number and strength of available wipes. So, by that logic, if a beggar were to come into the modest sum of, say, twelve pounds (sterling) and fifty pence, it would do him no good whatsoever - for at that precise moment in time the local Stainsbury's would sell out of scented bathroom tow'lettes*. *ecargo was wrong - "tow'lette" is a far better word than "bow'ls".
Re: Monday Night in Milwaukee by jessicazee	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:55 AM
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Re: Now What Am I Supposed To Think About Love? by capachijim	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:53 AM
Please, in the interests of common decency, do not write any more poems until you are at least 12 years old.
Re: Ron West by Tman	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:52 AM
LOLTTM. 0.
Re: her love fading in the haze by Prince of Void	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:51 AM
Finely wrought, like a tramp's damp nappy.
Re: Journey by madamefrufru	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:50 AM
Fuck you, frufru-head. 10.
Re: Cat you cat by Tman	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:49 AM
shit poem, I hate cats.....
Re: Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:49 AM
I must convey My utter dismay At finding today Terry Wogan's toupee In a state of decay Upon your cheese tray.
Re: The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:44 AM
Excellent work. Best poem ever written. Well done!
Re: S.E.X. by Poetic Jugernot	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:44 AM
Piss poor. Give up.
Re: A New Deal by oneglove	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	23-Feb-07/1:43 AM
Down on Pennsylvania They’re all very gay But I’m here in Anacostia Cause my cock has gone astray.
Re: A New Deal by oneglove	oneglove 24.216.70.145	22-Feb-07/10:20 PM
based on the bonus march during the depression. i've been fighting with it but it's a work in progress, it just feels generally weak to me. so i guess i'm mainly looking for some help.
Re: The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	nentwined 76.167.62.172	22-Feb-07/11:10 AM
Welcome back. :)
Re: a comment on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	Stephen Robins 213.146.148.199	22-Feb-07/7:35 AM
I've flung ropes of cum, Further than you've run.
Re: a comment on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	Stephen Robins 213.146.148.199	22-Feb-07/7:30 AM
The size of you legs! Belief it begs, But the size of your knob, Would make a grown man sob.
Re: a comment on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249	22-Feb-07/7:19 AM
The size of my thighs Is no surprise; But the size of my cock Is quite a shock.
Re: The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	Stephen Robins 213.146.148.199	22-Feb-07/6:15 AM
Perhaps you could explain to the collective of poemrankers how your legs have expanded over the course of the last few years. Is it not true that the bulging repletion of your thighs has caused you to wear clowns trousers? Has this not led you being addressed in the Royal Courts of Scunthorpe as Fraser Allonby Queen's Clown? Further, is not also true that the self same expansion of your legs has made it quite impossible for you to locate your penis leading to you being known on the circuit as Fraser Allonby Quo Gallo?
Re: a comment on The Medium of Dunce by Ranger	Ranger 81.103.124.179	22-Feb-07/12:56 AM
You did? It never came through -- maybe Microsoft really have reported us to the FBI. You cannot imagine how much I'd love that ;-)
Re: Remembering Nick by jessicazee	drnick 24.247.112.155	21-Feb-07/10:26 PM
nobody named nick is worth remembering
Re: a comment on The Medium of Dunce by Ranger	drnick 24.247.112.155	21-Feb-07/10:25 PM
I'm hiding in the (in)sanity of my boring existance. I sent you an email a while ago titled, "I wonder if we will get in trouble if the title reads INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM." Did you get it? It would be funny if that was somehow flagged, and we were placed on some government watch list. Anywho, I'll write you soon.