Poetry contest! One day only! SCROTUM! "I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end […]

Why not just give up on this site?

Good to see the eagerness to comment and participate is burning with its usual white-hot splendour! Ace!

Please introduce the option of posting a "-bow'ls-" vote, below the zero, and a "~beard~" vote below the -bow'ls-.

Rockmage appears to have methodically given me zero for all of my poems. Please give him / her / it an award as soon as possible for this behaviour; it makes the rest of us look normal, well adjusted and sensible, and less like the freaks we are. Excellent […]

What's the worst thing you've seen on the site that you think could be printed in a newspaper? Take a trawl through the worst poems. Poemranker just got interviewed, and the paper's interested in possibly including a few from the worst list--author permi […]

When a user tries to leave a comment or reply, you should add a check to see if the user is logged in before giving them the form. If they aren't logged in, redirect them to the login page. I've tried to leave comments several times only to find out af […]

Support Administrator, Request immediate assistance in restricting the following member from making obscene and derogetory comments about my poetry posted here: Dovina 75.82.85.162 I strongly feel that this member harasses other members at this webs […]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while: http://kritikcls.livejournal.com/95994.html?view=218362#t218362

Perhaps the defiler of the "best" list should be given a pair of onanistic wings.