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Nicholas Jones @ 81.155.219.227
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10-Feb-07/1:55 PM
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Rockmage appears to have methodically given me zero for all of my poems. Please give him / her / it an award as soon as possible for this behaviour; it makes the rest of us look normal, well adjusted and sensible, and less like the freaks we are. Excellent work!
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Rockmage has given almost the entirety of poemeranker zero to four, with a few tens. I cannot actually keep count of the number of people who've asked for him to be banned/wanker-winged/spanked/otherwise punished. Bear in mind whose father he is. Therefore, I believe he has succeeded over the lot of you! -10-
Who's father is he?
And my point was that Rockmage deserves some kind of medal; I just don't have the capacity for that level of commitment.
The only awarde nentwined is allowed to give is a pair of orange wanker wings, and he's not going to do that to his own dad.
You could always commission a statue to celebrate rockmage's achievment. Here's a good place to get one from: www.rockmage.com |