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Now heed the rules of your scrotum:
If not drained you'll be sure to bloat 'em, In saliva make sure you coat 'em, And in the swimming pool please float 'em, But Lord God please do not to men promote 'em.
Those are truly the rules of the scrotum!
All must daily learn 'em and quote 'em. Our Lord Jesu Christ he did wrote 'em. To the top of the charts you must vote 'em.
Indeed rules such as those,
Of heartfelt manly prose, Do not now, I suppose, Generally predispose, Women who oppose, The thrashing of one's hose, To in their mouth enclose, A gentleman's spunk flows.
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"I'm still convinced that librarians are, by and large, our friends. In order to make it possible for them to stock that Newberry Award winning book, we need to accustom people to the word "scrotum." To which end, I'm announcing a contest for most creative use of the word "scrotum" in a poem or limerick."
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