Re: Innsmouth by razorgrin	13-Aug-02/12:46 AM
Yessir, 'Thulu Haikus. This piece inspires a sequal: Crap. He is awake. Tentacles caress my thighs. Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters, obviously. If the Ghostbusters had been in those books they'd have been a lot shorter.
Re: Lucky's Day by razorgrin	13-Aug-02/12:51 AM
I think we all have moments like the one befalling our "Lucky" here. Those little, "Oh crap, a dumpster full of dead people" moments that make life that much more interesting. It's the true joy of sharing.
Re: Uninformed, pseudo-philosophical thoughts about existence by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	18-Aug-02/2:21 AM
It's a little like being drunk. Ta-ha! I'm so cultured and witty! Anyway, Haikus with five-syllable words rock.
Re: Summer Haiku by waltfreakinwhitman	18-Aug-02/2:22 AM
That's cheating! >M#
Re: Quandries of a Summer-night's Green by Modulo	18-Aug-02/2:23 AM
Umm.. Yes? ... Squeezed?
regarding some deleted poem...	18-Aug-02/2:28 AM
I think the text of this Haiku keenly mirrors the creative process that birthed it. In both cases, of course, you end up with the same result. =b
Re: The Power of Green by Tascobar	18-Aug-02/2:29 AM
I'm gonna guess that it's a "drug thing", friend.
Re: Tom and Jerry by WarrenGDawg	18-Aug-02/2:30 AM
Damned mouse. Damned coy mouse.
Re: Hai(school)ku by AmericanWigeon	18-Aug-02/2:31 AM
Ohh! Cougers!
Re: haiku by silentcat	18-Aug-02/2:32 AM
Are Haikus supposes to have capitalization? If so, then yu gots some 'splaining to do, Lucy!!!
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	18-Aug-02/3:31 PM
Drows?! What the hell?! I'm enraged and chagrinned. Mostly chagrinned. Jessum crow... don't confuse crappy DnD Haikus with crappy TOLKIEN Haikus. There's a subtle difference. And yes, it probably should've been SWEET... but remember that Aragorn is the subtle kind of sweet. What with the scruff and all.
regarding some deleted poem...	18-Aug-02/3:33 PM
David Eddings? Humm? BAD-ASS. That's the real focus here. Let's not lose sight of that.
regarding some deleted poem...	19-Aug-02/12:29 AM
Niether, really since I still don't really know what you're talking about. I'm assuming some sub-genius Tolkien spinoff?
regarding some deleted poem...	20-Aug-02/1:09 AM
Oh... Well then I guess the no doubt already inferred answer to the first question is "No." Dangit, doesn't anyone understand?
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/2:15 PM
Hey, Tolkien elves are by no means pussies. Aloof and sensitive yes, but you cross an elf and you're gonna find yourself under 20 tons of hot Elven smackdown before you can say "Liv Tyler". Plus, said elf is VERY likely to be quite classy in demonstrating his or her non-puss nature, and despite the fact that you would be opressed by such large quantities of elven smackdown, you'd still be thinking, "Hmm... elegant, yet fierce; a triumph of whoop-ass."
Re: The Land of Back-to-Front by [mojo]	21-Aug-02/2:32 PM
With a few nonsense words, this'd be very 'Dr. Seuss'... though my disgruntled attitude with this place keeps making me think that the spaceman probably has a fireaxe behind his back and a sick sense of humor... lousy chagrin.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/2:36 PM
Actually, there's no need for pluralization on "Bigot" there, since only one person used the word in a derogatory sense... All I said is that elves aren't pussies, which is a pretty plain fact. Though I obviously insinuated use of the word in the same sense, I think I've sucessfully lawyered my way out of any guilt. I'm going to go wash.
Re: The Confession by [mojo]	21-Aug-02/2:38 PM
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! ... Either that or move to a deserted island by yourself and live on grass and seabirds far from the horror that is humanity.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/2:50 PM
Whatever anyone's attempting, Shut up if you're not talking about Aragorn or Aragorn-related issues!
Re: Days of Future Passed by ruella	21-Aug-02/2:51 PM
It is! And I will!