| Re: a comment on Spuna Vs. Turkeef by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
18-Dec-03/7:38 AM |
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| Re: a comment on If you have a god complex buy a mustang! by Y2kSlamPoet |
18-Dec-03/7:31 AM |
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| Re: Death & the Twisted Tree by SupremeDreamer |
17-Dec-03/7:35 AM |
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"a path of emotions and realities"... yes, that describes my own life so beautifully. I also liked the way you used the Tree of Time as a metaphor for the Master of Rhyme. And the way you used Mankind's struggle with Death as a poignant reminder that as human beings, we don't always get the balance between poetry and sheer idiocy right. Thank you.
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| Re: bonsai by richa |
17-Dec-03/7:23 AM |
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If only the wayward branches of society could be tamed so easily...
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| Re: Rebel Spirits by miraclemaker |
17-Dec-03/7:18 AM |
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A deeply disturbing piece that caused powerful sensations in my brain and body. Controversial stuff.
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| Re: The Thomas Brown Affair by SupremeDreamer |
16-Dec-03/11:11 AM |
Any of the following titles will be fine:
Flatulent Zombie III
Risen Dung
Astro-turd
The Brown Awakening
Soiled Ambulations
The Thomas Brown Affair
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| Re: If you have a god complex buy a mustang! by Y2kSlamPoet |
16-Dec-03/10:43 AM |
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| Re: quickie by calliope |
15-Dec-03/12:53 PM |
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Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
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| Re: a comment on Holding on for Jesus by Everyone |
11-Dec-03/10:59 AM |
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What do you know richa? I've been trying so hard to hold on for Jesus. But complete bastards keep trying to pull me off the straight and narrow by tempting me with crisps, sweets, and prostitution. I only started a major junk groove in the drug scene after I was pushed passed the funk threshold by disgustingly large quantities of peer pressure. And as any hipster knows: it's all downhill from there, baby. Nobody wants to pull me off? I'll let you be the judge of that when you finally decide to open your eyes to life on the mean streets of crazy town...
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| Re: a comment on Christ For Sale by Caducus |
11-Dec-03/10:49 AM |
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You will surely be punished horrendously for rewarding such blasphemy as "An ugly truth made to look beautiful" with so lofty a mark. Begone, child! You bring the disfavour of the Gods upon us all...
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| Re: Christ For Sale by Caducus |
11-Dec-03/10:43 AM |
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Yeah! Great use of "slut matriarch" as an alternative to "mother"!!!!111
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| Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
10-Dec-03/4:20 PM |
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I knew you were going to say that so you don't win. May I suggest the next time you fail, rather than desperately trying to wriggle out of it with a ludicrous, retrospective assumption like "manholes are 2D" or "the boulder has the same density as water", you lower your trousers like a gentleman and hand in your letter of resignation to the nearest Bureau d'Incompetance?
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| Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
10-Dec-03/4:08 PM |
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You fool! Given that you know Archimedes' principle, there is no excuse for thinking the water level stays the same. I'm afraid you fail.
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| Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
10-Dec-03/9:24 AM |
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Dave will work it out himself. He's probably already heard it.
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| Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
10-Dec-03/8:57 AM |
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Here's an old chestnut of a problem: You are in a boat floating in a swimming pool. In the bottom of the boat sits a boulder. If you pick up the boulder and throw it into the pool, what will happen to the water level?
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| Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
10-Dec-03/7:05 AM |
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I was the one who invented the name "Burgers" in the first place. Your beak attempts to lecture me on the subject of Alexander Robert Horsfall Turner are not welcome here, rogue.
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| Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
10-Dec-03/6:29 AM |
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You are a terrible dunce. An equilateral triangle can fall down the manhole. [Hint: Rotate the triangle so that one of its edges is perpendicular to the ground.] (2 marks)
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| Re: a comment on The Wrath of Dan Ackroyd by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
9-Dec-03/10:15 AM |
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"i think the metaphor bit is hogwash" hahahahahahahaha
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| Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
9-Dec-03/9:58 AM |
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P.S Whether or not a man-shaped manhole cover could fall down a manhole is still a massive open question in the field of sewer research. For many years scientists believed that man-shaped manhole covers could always fall down the manhole if inserted in the "standing up" position. However, in 1981 this claim was refuted following the birth of a spherical man named Alex "Burgers" Turner, upon whom the X5 series of manhole covers were based. In fact, the X5 was the very first circular manhole cover to be used in Britain, and circular manhole covers have since been adopted as the industry standturd.
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| Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
9-Dec-03/9:43 AM |
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Dear oh dear, Dave. Honestly. You can't haul yourself out of the sewers with a feeble attempt at 'zaniness'. I'm afraid you owe the entire poemeranking community an apology for thinking that neither rectangular nor triangular manhole covers could fall down the manholes they cover. You should have said a torus shaped manhole cover couldn't fall down a manhole - at least that provides an example of a non-circular solution to the manhole cover crisis. -10-
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