replying on Spuna Vs. Turkeef by <{Baba^Yaga}>
18 Dec 2003, 7:38 AM
DRUGS
replying on If you have a god complex buy a mustang! by Y2kSlamPoet
18 Dec 2003, 7:31 AM
DRUGS
on Death & the Twisted Tree by SupremeDreamer
17 Dec 2003, 7:35 AM
"a path of emotions and realities"... yes, that describes my own life so beautifully. I also liked the way you used the Tree of Time as a metaphor for the Master of Rhyme. And the way you used Mankind's struggle with Death as a poignant reminder that as human beings, we don't always get the balance between poetry and sheer idiocy right. Thank you.
on Rebel Spirits by miraclemaker
17 Dec 2003, 7:18 AM
A deeply disturbing piece that caused powerful sensations in my brain and body. Controversial stuff.
on The Thomas Brown Affair by SupremeDreamer
16 Dec 2003, 11:11 AM
Any of the following titles will be fine:
Flatulent Zombie III
Risen Dung
Astro-turd
The Brown Awakening
Soiled Ambulations
The Thomas Brown Affair
Flatulent Zombie III
Risen Dung
Astro-turd
The Brown Awakening
Soiled Ambulations
The Thomas Brown Affair
on If you have a god complex buy a mustang! by Y2kSlamPoet
16 Dec 2003, 10:43 AM
dung
replying on Holding on for Jesus by Everyone
11 Dec 2003, 10:59 AM
What do you know richa? I've been trying so hard to hold on for Jesus. But complete bastards keep trying to pull me off the straight and narrow by tempting me with crisps, sweets, and prostitution. I only started a major junk groove in the drug scene after I was pushed passed the funk threshold by disgustingly large quantities of peer pressure. And as any hipster knows: it's all downhill from there, baby. Nobody wants to pull me off? I'll let you be the judge of that when you finally decide to open your eyes to life on the mean streets of crazy town...
replying on Christ For Sale by Caducus
11 Dec 2003, 10:49 AM
You will surely be punished horrendously for rewarding such blasphemy as "An ugly truth made to look beautiful" with so lofty a mark. Begone, child! You bring the disfavour of the Gods upon us all...
on Christ For Sale by Caducus
11 Dec 2003, 10:43 AM
Yeah! Great use of "slut matriarch" as an alternative to "mother"!!!!111
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Dec 2003, 4:20 PM
I knew you were going to say that so you don't win. May I suggest the next time you fail, rather than desperately trying to wriggle out of it with a ludicrous, retrospective assumption like "manholes are 2D" or "the boulder has the same density as water", you lower your trousers like a gentleman and hand in your letter of resignation to the nearest Bureau d'Incompetance?
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Dec 2003, 4:08 PM
You fool! Given that you know Archimedes' principle, there is no excuse for thinking the water level stays the same. I'm afraid you fail.
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Dec 2003, 9:24 AM
Dave will work it out himself. He's probably already heard it.
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Dec 2003, 8:57 AM
Here's an old chestnut of a problem: You are in a boat floating in a swimming pool. In the bottom of the boat sits a boulder. If you pick up the boulder and throw it into the pool, what will happen to the water level?
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Dec 2003, 7:05 AM
I was the one who invented the name "Burgers" in the first place. Your beak attempts to lecture me on the subject of Alexander Robert Horsfall Turner are not welcome here, rogue.
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
10 Dec 2003, 6:29 AM
You are a terrible dunce. An equilateral triangle can fall down the manhole. [Hint: Rotate the triangle so that one of its edges is perpendicular to the ground.] (2 marks)
replying on The Wrath of Dan Ackroyd by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
9 Dec 2003, 10:15 AM
"i think the metaphor bit is hogwash" hahahahahahahaha
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
9 Dec 2003, 9:58 AM
P.S Whether or not a man-shaped manhole cover could fall down a manhole is still a massive open question in the field of sewer research. For many years scientists believed that man-shaped manhole covers could always fall down the manhole if inserted in the "standing up" position. However, in 1981 this claim was refuted following the birth of a spherical man named Alex "Burgers" Turner, upon whom the X5 series of manhole covers were based. In fact, the X5 was the very first circular manhole cover to be used in Britain, and circular manhole covers have since been adopted as the industry standturd.
replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
9 Dec 2003, 9:43 AM
Dear oh dear, Dave. Honestly. You can't haul yourself out of the sewers with a feeble attempt at 'zaniness'. I'm afraid you owe the entire poemeranking community an apology for thinking that neither rectangular nor triangular manhole covers could fall down the manholes they cover. You should have said a torus shaped manhole cover couldn't fall down a manhole - at least that provides an example of a non-circular solution to the manhole cover crisis. -10-