Re: Falling Out Of Love by Sawa	18-Mar-03/1:02 AM
Seems better this time...THAEN AGAIN, I'M COMPLETELY FUCKING HAMMERED... URP. so fuck it. make it concrete and call it kentucky. lol.
Re: Desired Height by Wulf	18-Mar-03/1:07 AM
With a name like Wulf, you got a lot to live up to < bacchus sparks a joint and blows it at his computer screen> "better you then me" [lynard skynard's simple man comes on] bachus knows right then... It doesn't get better then this. he can type two handed now. lol, and old the joint with his teeth.
Re: The Innocent by wLeBlanc IIIw	18-Mar-03/1:38 AM
Bachus rides up, looking ruddy and butoxicated, "hey youifgdsvbb,vbzjysiberlsc vn Jungian terms, the inherent workings of enantiodromia within our psyche continually lead us to accessing and integrating our shadow. Jung writes: Everyone carries a shadow, and the less it is embodied in the individual's conscious life, the blacker and denser it is. It forms an unconscious snag, thwarting our most well-meant intentions. he says with astraight face. hiccup, your a motherfucker aye ah stupid bum marauder a kunt poking melon fiddler hiccup...i hit command v, and pastyed some sahit above here but fuckerjiguty bastard..ha ha. get him tanya! kick him in his spokes <bachus pulls out his kale gun, but it discharges in its holster blowing kale everywhere, the horse panics and dumps him in a water barrel. Bachus leaps out trying to maintain his dignity, but he's lost his hat and salad dressing. "okay, this here town aint bigt enough for the two of <just then an asian with huge tits and an opium pipe walks by, bachus follows eagerly exp-lainimng to her the cocept behind his high tech hooves and photosynthesized pwerised super volunteering non leering gadgetry... hiccup! i like asian chicki,vc. IU*GF.d
Re: Lover's Portrait by Dancer	18-Mar-03/1:42 AM
God is was goods then in you chokie doo de in the hiccup.. last chirp pardon me. 7.i
Re: The Innocent by wLeBlanc IIIw	18-Mar-03/1:51 AM
YEAH! bachus fire a shot of kale for enfascist in the air, but his entire gone explodifies TEARING THE CLOTHESKY FROM HIS NUDITY and giving him a wiley e. coyotr look, but he mumbles somrthing about having another one recharging at home under some high prewssure sodium halide bulbs. He then does a roundoff back hand spring into0 the saloon killing a small cheery eyed and bedraggled midget, poor bastard was just delivering drinks... now look at him... all welL ROUNDS ON ME! HEY YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR SOME INGENIUS WAYS OFF SQUASHIFYING THE GRAPIES? HICCUP. but his charred bodyt and nakedness draws him suspect to there stereo typing and rascist catagorizing, bachus picks his ass and orders8 bushmills for each of him and his nect lifesky! that's right motyherfuckers this kid does it like no other all day brother word to the billyclucker?
Re: The Innocent by wLeBlanc IIIw	18-Mar-03/2:02 AM
everytimesky i'm reading this comment i just ummchuckle and twist my nipple with an ever so slight twealke then i just stare and..what ah... what the fuck was i just talking about ? Oh yeah... i'm sorry Jimmy's fine he asked about you, but Pablo arte you washing your ass honey are you keeping your ass cleran pablo? Pablo? come to florida honey... Come to Florida Pablo, are you scrubbing your ass honey? Pablo?
Re: While flipping over stones by <{Baba^Yaga}>	18-Mar-03/2:24 AM
Interseting. So... Can I ask why, of all the men that chase you... Why me, like this, now. Does the devil visit twice to whisper sweet temptation or once to shout it, but never to cry it that river which leaves the babtised cold. No... He drinks to the homosexuality in him that now instead of killing him. saves his life. I can't see you, because for the last twenty years of my life, I couldn't see me. I'm not gay. I'm not straight, also; more then anything, you deserve more then my mirrors and memorys. I live the past, please you're supposed to hate me now and curse my name. Not be unorthodox and regenerative. Quit while you're ahead. My path is for the chosen.
Re: While flipping over stones by <{Baba^Yaga}>	18-Mar-03/2:31 AM
hey... that was funny huh?! i should be a preacher. lol. I would come over, but my family would miss me me child and hate me too, for being a bad dad and a chicky pumper. so see it's mighty improppable, can you bring the vicadin to me, mail,it maybe or does it come attached to your pelvis? ahhhhhhhhh. i have to be goodss i'm auditioning for the monkey's moviey ("hey hey we're the monkeys) on wed. so i hAVE TO BE GOOD DAMNIT. devil still your choppers!
Re: While flipping over stones by <{Baba^Yaga}>	18-Mar-03/2:42 AM
I wish you could all hear this sigur ros album with me, i am the courtesan, the incubus, the fool, each and all of you in me, my blink the star of you, too, pulsing, we count what we can not comprehend with any clock geared insides. Bachus has written. I fear. his last poem................................for those of you that knew him. his time's now still. thank god and thank you.
regarding some deleted poem...	24-Mar-03/9:34 PM
If you were in an auditorioum full of sinners reading this poem aloud... The clapping would be deafening. The tomatoes, ketchupping. You should be shot with a booger through a straw. I'd like to give you a break. I'd like to break about 7 and a half inches of hope off in your rump roast.
Re: Don't End it Again by Freethinker1602	24-Mar-03/9:37 PM
Here, hold this ( Bachus hands her a head of kale ) you need more calcium, apparently, along with some creative writing courses on how to not write creatively. Because, we're hoping you're just dyslexic.
Re: Down Lovers Lane by Mr Pig	8-Apr-03/3:07 PM
We like the moon. the moon is way high in the sky! this would make a good song lyric, but not as good as the we like the moon song.
Re: Deconstructing the american dream by Nice guy	8-Apr-03/3:09 PM
ha ha! lol. Sounds like the new Mcdonalds jingle, or Yuban coffee song.
Re: Ambition by slana5	16-Apr-03/11:04 AM
you could be a topless bottomless jew dancer. that can't write.
Re: Tears Falling by loneshadow29	17-Apr-03/10:30 PM
Are the others the ones doing her at night now? Bastards.
regarding some deleted poem...	18-Apr-03/11:52 AM
What's up? Your voice activated pen out of ink?
regarding some deleted poem...	18-Apr-03/11:55 AM
lol. bobbers.
regarding some deleted poem...	24-Apr-03/8:44 PM
Well, if that doesn't stir the peasents to rise up I don't know what will. except maybe this. "Nicholas Martin at Singing Hills 2002 Nicholas Martin announces his programme Photo: © Webbwize Once again it was to a capacity audience that Nicholas Martin played his 2002 concert at Singing Hills. As we have ome to expect from Nicholas, his styles were varied as was the music that he played. Making for a highly entertaining afternoon. Nicholas Martin at the 3/19 console. Photo: © Webbwize All left hand work and a rest for the right!. Photo: © Webbwize Perhaps his crowning glory though was The Storm, played a la Reginald Dixon, and giving the WurliTzer quite an excercising, which it survived well. More than I did, as it was hot in the cupboard where the light switches are, and I had to imitate the lightning whilst unble to see the effect! A very popular young man, with much talent to give the public. A week after his Singing Hills concert Nicholas was off to the USA where apparently standing ovations are the norm for him. Not surprising, especially after watching his Blackpool technique, Floridians are in for a goodly treat! Good luck Nicholas, and please return to Singing Hills soon. Nicholas Martin takes a bow. Photo: © Webbwize Nicholas Martin - 2002 concert. Photo: © Webbwize" http://www.theatreorgans.co.uk/reviews/singhills/nmartin.html Did anyone see where my teeth landed perchance, or the top button on my fine pressed silk trousers... Anyone?
regarding some deleted poem...	24-Apr-03/8:49 PM
Have you ever listened to song three on Beck's mellow gold. You should. It's called "We will see who's fucking with my hand" I believe I once recall seeing him play it live with trained crickets and three obese and naked celloists. I bring it up because the cupboard was hot during that show, and boy did thoses crickets get a firm excercising7
regarding some deleted poem...	25-Apr-03/8:54 PM
I opened up a Bagel shop and named it after that jew with the funny hair that graphed light. To only then turn around and sell Kale.