Re: A Sexy Crucifixion Poem by Edna Sweetlove	14-Aug-06/8:59 AM
You're such an annoyingly gay cunt.
Re: Southern Baptist Redneck Song by Edna Sweetlove	14-Aug-06/8:59 AM
You are perhaps the greatest satirist since Peter Cook.
Re: 1a. Awaken by A db C	14-Aug-06/5:22 AM
I thinik it's excellent. Sorry excremenet.
Re: a comment on Nights in the city of Godiva by Mr Pig	14-Aug-06/4:20 AM
I read a great deal of good literature. Whether this means, like you, I must then refine it through my addled brain into monstrous outpourings of bilge or alternatively retain it within the confines of my head for my enjoyment is my own business. However, if it is a measure of intellect to be able to decipher what the hell you're on about in the above comment I would welcome being compared to the dribble on CLS Wheeledchair.
Re: I Got the Romanian Flea-Bitten Blues by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	14-Aug-06/4:08 AM
You sir are a fraud, 'pon my word there's no doubt of it, indeed there's not.
Re: a comment on I wish I was a chav by Stephen Robins	14-Aug-06/4:07 AM
You are quite right, I agonized over some form of culmination. Something like: Having exchanged Surrey for Hull, And Waitrose for Asda, I've grown a wispy moustache, And gone joyriding in a mazda.
Re: a comment on I wish I was a chav by Stephen Robins	4-Aug-06/3:31 AM
I should say more of post-death Martin Luther-King. The colour really drains out of those big blubbery cheeks.
Re: On the subject of being poor by Stephen Robins	4-Aug-06/1:15 AM
Craig Charles
Re: a comment on I wish I was a chav by Stephen Robins	3-Aug-06/4:11 AM
I once lived on the Isle of Dogs in a penthouse flat. During my occupancy I had to pass a "parade" of shops. Without fail they congregated outside the Paki shop and called me a cunt on my way home. It is difficult to see who has had the last laugh as they never really knew what they were missing out on and they got to hang out of the back of fourteen-year-old girls without fear of repurcussion, it was what was expected of them. I, on the other hand, am expected to become a pillar of society, yet I spend half my life writing foul poetry about women's poons.
Re: a comment on Nights in the city of Godiva by Mr Pig	3-Aug-06/4:05 AM
I feel I should warn you that since you have been away Dovina has taken to wearing dungarees over everyones poemes. If anyone needed, but was less likely to get, cock it is that grisseled old dyke with her shabby, drooping ewok. On an entirely different subject, I recently found myself in the "Rhino". I just don't see what could possibly be attractive about some flappy titted old hag with an Essex accent braying "owight you cant you gunna let me stick moi flaps in yer face?"
Re: a comment on Nights in the city of Godiva by Mr Pig	1-Aug-06/6:39 AM
There once was city called Brum, When I say city, I mean slum, Their accents a curse, Unifying the diverse, Under the general banner of "scum". Mr Pig, it is a delight to have you back.
Re: Here's your God by Caducus	1-Aug-06/5:45 AM
I think G-d would be proud of this poem.
Re: a comment on 08:12AM Hiroshima by Caducus	27-Jul-06/7:57 AM
Thompson Twins
Re: a comment on Ode to the Irish Pub by mindsigns	27-Jul-06/7:51 AM
The Scottish are usually too strung out on Tennants and Smack to build on anything, instead they invite the English to build their homes for them. Whilst the Irish will gladly tarmac over anything as long as they get paid by Europe. I know this is a big generalisation and does not have enough factual reference points for Dovina, but the Irish "tiger" economy is increasing the number of white collar "professionals" who fancy their chances at a bit of social mountaineering. The misapprehension that primarily, but not exclusively, the Americans cling to, like a pair of 3-day old pants, is that the Irish are all Blarney talking, cheerful chaps who sing and dance and carouse. When they are actually a bunch of nasty bastards.
Re: Life Goes On by Edna Sweetlove	27-Jul-06/6:10 AM
Nice end the rest is awful. The imagery of some early Edwardian poet. Like the poetry of Siegfried Sassoon before he went to war.
Re: 08:12AM Hiroshima by Caducus	27-Jul-06/6:06 AM
I much, much, much prefer the work of Orchestral Manouveres in the Dark.
Re: a comment on Ode to the Irish Pub by mindsigns	27-Jul-06/4:44 AM
You know Dovina you really are dense. You wander around the site like a bitter, deranged old hag without the ability to do anything apart from piss herself. Given the bulging amount of facts in your comment below, virtually brimming with your deep understanding of modern Eire whilst still managing to squeeze in your normal bilge about potato famine, laced with the normal dispersal of highly suggestive adjectives like "dangerous", I can't help but think there is a demand for a bit of gut and feeling in the construction of a debate over the Irish. In my experience of Ireland they are all greasy pikeys on the make with a view to building over everything.
Re: a comment on A Time to Dance by Dovina	25-Jul-06/9:18 AM
I love it when you get all wordy. I bet you always came near the top of class in grammar lessons. I was too busy fisting the dinner ladies for seconds, to care much for strucuture. However, there was a time, I'm sure of it, when we really bonded on a spiritual level, before you went through that change that most women encounter at a certain age: Dovina + Menopause = frustrated, redundant womb with habit of babbling in self possessed manner See; I can add.
Re: a comment on A Time to Dance by Dovina	25-Jul-06/4:23 AM
I have just read through all of our correspondence to try and identify when it exactly was that you stopped loving me and your love turned to pain at being spurned. This pain then turned to a festering wounded hanky of bitterness and recently outright hostility. I am sorry Dovina I would have loved to have started something but I don't date "differently-abled" Americans.
Re: a comment on The Man I Love by Dovina	25-Jul-06/4:17 AM
Does that mean they are high heels? I like high heels I am wearing some too.