Re: a comment on The Folded Ways Your Eyes Cave by horus8	2-Jun-04/2:27 PM
I'd like to introduce you to my manager. She's hot, smart, and really great to work with.
Re: a comment on The Folded Ways Your Eyes Cave by horus8	2-Jun-04/2:24 PM
Dude, was that you singing? Or did you just mix it all? (Your music that is) Not because I care really, but I must tell you. I was impressed. Very original, funny, and quite different. We could actually tour together, are you interested?
Re: a comment on The Folded Ways Your Eyes Cave by horus8	2-Jun-04/2:22 PM
I used it 4 times because this is a villanelle you idiot, look it up, LMAO! ASL?!!!! You fucking lapsnorkle. ha ha
Re: B-Side by Miggy	2-Jun-04/1:33 PM
Don't forget to thank John k for single handedly making the drummer from Def leopard join the band blind puma, and chopping off his other arm, in order to play the drums by merely face thrusting into a an industrial can, a mouthful of peanuts, sucking off all of the salt, and shooting them at the snare like a fixed rain bird sprinkler, fucking asshats.
Re: a comment on The Angel and The Ass by pain killer	2-Jun-04/1:29 PM
This is a lyric, and bangless at that.
Re: The Angel and The Ass by pain killer	2-Jun-04/1:28 PM
And how is this a prose poem? This is a soggy cracker jack in denial mang.
Re: a comment on The Angel and The Ass by pain killer	2-Jun-04/1:27 PM
Yeah, about as interesting as my mother farting.
Re: The Red Basket by pain killer	2-Jun-04/1:25 PM
"angry chickens"? Need I say more? 6
Re: I'm Back! by wEdible Underpantsw	2-Jun-04/1:23 PM
Swit
Re: A Mod Proposal (of Modest Proportions) by coolassbob	2-Jun-04/1:22 PM
Shrapnel
Re: Sex Mob by nothingtoanyone	1-Jun-04/11:39 AM
Unreadable BBQ'd tripe
Re: Child of Troy by Caducus	26-May-04/2:54 PM
Scone
Re: The Babe in the Alligator Pajamas by caitydee	26-May-04/2:28 PM
As a young man, I thought there's not much I can hope for with this horribly deformed two inch penis, it wasn't until I discovered that my outrageously teeny pud could knock a retard up at fifty yards that I fully began to understood that the lord does indeed work in mysterious ways. Now, three trailers, three fires and five domesticate disturbance charges later we have decided, hey let's have three more! That way we have enough to go camping for real, and watch them do all the work! Sometimes I really think Hitler did achieve something? He forced even more morons to move around the planet in bigger herds to soil their wild oats fearlessly in the hopes of replacing all of those deaths, and hey, nucleur or not, families are the future, just look at all of those young leaping arab boys with c4, they have moms and dad's and twenty brothers because 19 will die along with the jews, somebodys got to do it, I mean my two kids are too chicken, they only know how to watch barney, fart, pee, eat, sleep, and do it all over again, and yours is still so small. Lets fool them as long as we can, okay, and hide the real world from them, that way we can stay on this island of safety and keep breeding FOREVER.
Re: a comment on The Babe in the Alligator Pajamas by caitydee	26-May-04/2:16 PM
I think it's a guy, with a huge buckled beaver bag?
Re: a comment on The Babe in the Alligator Pajamas by caitydee	26-May-04/2:15 PM
Bingo.
Re: a comment on Lorca: Canción del Jinete by Sasha	26-May-04/2:13 PM
Dewd
Re: a comment on Lorca: Canción del Jinete by Sasha	26-May-04/2:12 PM
You should see my new cock-ring. It plays three melodies and flashes.
Re: a comment on Lorca: Canción del Jinete by Sasha	26-May-04/2:10 PM
Nuding.
Re: Suicide of the Ego by Drifting Shadow	26-May-04/1:57 PM
This should be a penis monologue. Wouldn't this make MORE sense if you were saying this to your lap?m I think so, yes, I do.
Re: a comment on The Folded Ways Your Eyes Cave by horus8	26-May-04/1:53 PM
Because her eyes fold in so many different ways, I've come to discover, unfortunately.