replying on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim
15 May 2004, 11:44 AM
I'll take your word for it, I've never read anything by Terry Pratchett.
replying on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim
15 May 2004, 6:33 AM
Actually, I went for humour and got poetry. By the way, cows do not just "happen". The Boble later states that many animals, cows included, are spontaneously created by the will of Bob. The usual cause is that He gets bored.
replying on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim
14 May 2004, 12:08 PM
Your new so I'll excuse you this time, if you want to join in with a message string, use the link in the bottom right corner of the comment box marked "reply"
Also, that was all my own, completely original. Ideas were not taken from any other book, let alone a religious text.
Honest.
Also, that was all my own, completely original. Ideas were not taken from any other book, let alone a religious text.
Honest.
replying on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim
14 May 2004, 11:52 AM
By the way, this section of holy scripture is taken from "The Boble", In The Beginning 2:1. This holy text will be available when I get around to writing it.
replying on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim
14 May 2004, 11:48 AM
You don't know your scripture do you.
"And the great Lord Bob smiled down benevolently at his creations and said 'Many will tell you that the world was created in six days and that God rested on the seventh, yet this is not so. I created this world in five days and in as many shall it be destroyed. On the first four days the four horsemen (who will be correctly chronicled) shall rain destruction and fear and on the fifth, I myself shall descend to the world and either save the world or destroy it as I fit. The beginning of the end I promise to be on a Monday, as this is the day more dreaded than any other. I choose Monday also because I thus guarantee that my weekend will not be ruined by a host of the Heavens that requires guidance or reining in."
As you can see, this shows that Bob has thought of everything and that the weekend has not been forgotten.
"And the great Lord Bob smiled down benevolently at his creations and said 'Many will tell you that the world was created in six days and that God rested on the seventh, yet this is not so. I created this world in five days and in as many shall it be destroyed. On the first four days the four horsemen (who will be correctly chronicled) shall rain destruction and fear and on the fifth, I myself shall descend to the world and either save the world or destroy it as I fit. The beginning of the end I promise to be on a Monday, as this is the day more dreaded than any other. I choose Monday also because I thus guarantee that my weekend will not be ruined by a host of the Heavens that requires guidance or reining in."
As you can see, this shows that Bob has thought of everything and that the weekend has not been forgotten.
on Naughty Word Game by kthay
14 May 2004, 11:24 AM
Oh my God. You said bum. You're a bad person and you're going to hell for that.
on Waves (2) by Rilke4ClosetLesbians
14 May 2004, 11:22 AM
Wow. Almost deep and meaningful. But not quite. 7
on Diane Keaton's Tits by JoyLuck
14 May 2004, 10:42 AM
Love it, even though any meaning is lost on me. Have a 10.
replying on Geese by large_geese
11 May 2004, 4:40 AM
I don't know who you think this is, but it's not him.
replying on To Bob, Love Ed by Bobjim
10 May 2004, 6:17 AM
You would say that. You're Ed, you wrote it.
on Geese by large_geese
10 May 2004, 6:07 AM
For a first attempt, it looks like one of mine, but no where near as rude.
on your worth to me by francis nor capule
29 Apr 2004, 11:40 AM
Look, I understand, how you feel, I get it all the time. But be serious, I don't have a clue who you are. Not bad on the poetry side though, deserving of a 7
on "Joseph, Joseph" by joe-joe
29 Apr 2004, 10:30 AM
I like it not. There was no discernible meaning or humour.
on The first Poeme by Everyone by Everyone
29 Apr 2004, 10:19 AM
Using the name everyone does not make the poem belong to everyone, therefore rating the poem does not mean I'm rating myself, therefore the last question is moot.
on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom
28 Apr 2004, 12:12 PM
After reading the comments, I considered reading this.
Then I thought better of it.
Then I thought better of it.
replying on Pardon my lines by Bobjim
28 Apr 2004, 12:00 PM
How random. And I'm sure there were more comments last time i looked.
replying on Pardon my lines by Bobjim
28 Apr 2004, 7:11 AM
Hammers with pockets to transport things in that have been stolen.