I didn't bad mouth you for no reason. I bad mouthed you for being a colossal boob. It was therefore you who was the one who started the name calling, not me. Had you conducted yourself in a less bum-like manner, we would not be having this conversation. My bad mouthing was motivated by kindliness, because I like to help people who are colossal boobs by telling them they're colossal boobs. Your bad mouthing was motivated by a desperate need to save face. Yours was more of an intuitive bad mouthing than a factual bad mouthing. Mine was a factual bad mouthing. In conclusion, the only thing that transcends the physical round here is your appalling disregard for the thoughts, feelings and emotions of your fellow rankers.

How dare you? If 159 people chose to vote -0- on "AIDS in a van" and "The Nude" it doesn't mean I don't have talent. I do! I know I do! And it doesn't mean I'm pathetic. I think your the pathetic one! Not me!

You colossal boob.

lol

Thanks Brittanyy! Hey, I looked at your website. Sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.

The Cuban Musician's Curse

A noise in the dark
I tremble in sheer terror -
An escaped son?

Some people don't think it's a very prestigious award. But to those people I would say which is more prestigious, to spend your life with your face stuffed up the word-end of a bookshelf, desperately cramming your jodhpurs full of "facts" until they rupture at the seams, or to force an ignorant Brown-child to weep a single tear of hope? Which is worth more UCAS points in the University of LIFE: a B in AS-level Geography, or the satisfaction of pasting together a collage about Ethnics and pinning it up at the local spaz factory? For goodness sake, is another useless piece of paper going to solve the country's rampant gitsurfing problem? Of course not. Of course not.

Thanks for listening.

Yeah? Well I earned the ASDAN Universities Award which is being increasingly recognised among HE institutions.

How dare you call me stupid?! I have a SECOND-CLASS DEGREE in Combined Studies from Manchester UNIVERSITY.

P.S. There is no "bandwagon" to "gang up" on you. Everyone independently thinks you're a cock.

I like the way you lurch around gushing about irony, even though every time you make an "ironic" comment you carefully explain why you think it's ironic. You are an idiot of the first class.

How dare you? You aren't being anywhere near as humble as you should be, Stephen. And in mocking me, in daring to think that you could teach -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. a thing or two about guff, you have opened yourself up to ridicule on a massive scale. Not just because you're a wally, Stephen. But because your insolence is crippling this community all to bits. My poemes aren't here for people like you to mock. They're here because of a thing called "constructive criticism"; they're here because "constructive criticism" is the final bastion for what little maturity remains in this guff-pit. And I will continue to strain with every fibre of instinct and conviction in my body to defend "constructive criticism", until people like you grow up. Now, in the name of Christ, apologise. -0-

You're such a fat cock. Is this your idea of "constructive criticism"? It's exactly the same as saying "shit poeme, -0-", except instead of telling the truth it inflates them with an absurdly misguided sense of whooshing pride. Perhaps you're thinking of writing some buncombe along the lines of "well I think its important to encourage people to write poetry, just because you dont like something doesnt mean it isnt good". Well don't.

Time of the month?

If someone was obsessively attacking -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. I wouldn't want them to stop. Why do you want pain killer to stop? Is he hurting your feelings?

You're bonkers.

Do you mean to suggest I'm some sort of idiot?

One thing I really like about you richa is your great sense of humour. Keep it up! -10-