Re: Mean Matt was so mean, when a homeless guy asked him for change he gave him a -blank- by beakism	7-Sep-02/7:37 PM
Goodness! Where can I purchase such a flashlight?
Re: Don't Wanna Know by nightii	7-Sep-02/7:24 PM
katie: Would you mind addressing me as "-=Dark_Angel=-"? It's just that -- well, I went to the trouble of getting it legally changed, and it hurts when people don't put all the characters in it or abbreviate it. Thanks!
Re: Don't Wanna Know by nightii	7-Sep-02/7:20 PM
Hyuk hyuk!! I guess you sure got me there! What was I thinking calling my poeme a "masterpiece" when it's in the "worst" section?!?! rofl asl?
Re: Don't Wanna Know by nightii	7-Sep-02/7:03 PM
I think you'd better take a look at some REAL poetry, my lad. My masterpiece, AIDS in a Van, would be a splendid place to start. You'll find it in the 'Worst' section. Do have a lovely day!
Re: Don't Wanna Know by nightii	7-Sep-02/6:45 PM
I knew you were going to say that. For fuck's sake: you are a fucking man.
Re: Don't Wanna Know by nightii	7-Sep-02/6:22 PM
Oh. I see. AIDS isn't funny but treating women as fuck-objects is!? I'm sorry but I don't see anybody else laughing! You ought to have a long, hard think about what you've done. Did you know that 1 in every 2 persons is a woman? Women raise many important issues and I'll thank you not to speak of them in such casual tones. Good day to you, Sir!
Re: Water Droplet by craiggiarc1971	7-Sep-02/5:08 PM
This must be a joke. Also, custard can form a skin.
Re: Don't Wanna Know by nightii	7-Sep-02/10:39 AM
I bet you would care if they had AIDS. Think about THAT the next time you dine!
Re: Thoughtless Deed by craiggiarc1971	7-Sep-02/7:43 AM
Good use of 'strife' to rhyme with 'life'! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! I'M SURE YOU'LL BE A POPULAR POETE IN NO TIME!!!!!!!1111111111111
Re: purple by youngweirdo	6-Sep-02/7:21 AM
There is no poetry here. I searched for hours with a magnifying glass and tweezers. No poetry.
Re: The Seasons, Changes by Frass	6-Sep-02/7:19 AM
I also stay up 24 hours a day, logged into poemranker. And I have 3 telephone lines.
Re: The Seasons, Changes by Frass	6-Sep-02/7:11 AM
Yeah! 2 computers, subscriptions to 2 different ISPs, 2 sets of telecommunication hardware, and 2 usernames, just so I can give myself some backup on poemranker! HA HA ha oh poetandknowit, I'm sure you were joking all along though right?
Re: Celebration by unknown	5-Sep-02/10:34 PM
Great poeme! Can someone tell me why 'erotic' fiction (as opposed to 'pornographic' fiction) always refers to the female genitalia as a 'sex'?
Re: The Seasons, Changes by Frass	5-Sep-02/9:12 PM
What, so I'm Doylum now as well? I wish nentwined would just come down from his biomechanical throne and disclose the truth once and for all: I have only one ID on this site. I am not beakism, {-=Doylum=-}, horus8, -= ligh+_4ng37 =- , nentwined, or Settle. This is surely obvious to anyone who isn't hellbent on defaming my good name. Good day to you, Sir.
Re: The Seasons, Changes by Frass	5-Sep-02/5:24 PM
My remarks are nothing but witty and uplifting. They bring a smile to e'en the saddest child's face. Will you duel, or are you a coward?
Re: the truth about poets by New Life Drug	4-Sep-02/8:44 PM
Will you duel, or are you a coward?
Re: I thought we were meant to be by trev086	4-Sep-02/8:41 PM
When I read this poeme, I wanted to clap. But instead I tugged into a bap. And while you may avert your eyes, you'll not taste finer than my Bap Surprise.
Re: Oh Well by RWAndersen	4-Sep-02/8:39 PM
THIS IS GREAT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Re: Coat hanger by april fool	4-Sep-02/8:39 PM
Personified furniture is the best thing ever. I have written a series of short, incomprehensible tales about a magical hat and shoe who live in an enchanted wardrobe and then meaninglessly attack people. I will keep them to myself, I think.
Re: Horatio by april fool	4-Sep-02/8:37 PM
Genius, even without the last line.