on Mean Matt was so mean, when a homeless guy asked him for change he gave him a -blank- by beakism
7 Sep 2002, 7:37 PM
Goodness! Where can I purchase such a flashlight?
on Don't Wanna Know by nightii
7 Sep 2002, 7:24 PM
katie: Would you mind addressing me as "-=Dark_Angel=-"? It's just that -- well, I went to the trouble of getting it legally changed, and it hurts when people don't put all the characters in it or abbreviate it. Thanks!
on Don't Wanna Know by nightii
7 Sep 2002, 7:20 PM
Hyuk hyuk!! I guess you sure got me there! What was I thinking calling my poeme a "masterpiece" when it's in the "worst" section?!?! rofl asl?
on Don't Wanna Know by nightii
7 Sep 2002, 7:03 PM
I think you'd better take a look at some REAL poetry, my lad. My masterpiece, AIDS in a Van, would be a splendid place to start. You'll find it in the 'Worst' section. Do have a lovely day!
on Don't Wanna Know by nightii
7 Sep 2002, 6:45 PM
I knew you were going to say that. For fuck's sake: you are a fucking man.
on Don't Wanna Know by nightii
7 Sep 2002, 6:22 PM
Oh. I see. AIDS isn't funny but treating women as fuck-objects is!? I'm sorry but I don't see anybody else laughing! You ought to have a long, hard think about what you've done. Did you know that 1 in every 2 persons is a woman? Women raise many important issues and I'll thank you not to speak of them in such casual tones. Good day to you, Sir!
on Water Droplet by craiggiarc1971
7 Sep 2002, 5:08 PM
This must be a joke. Also, custard can form a skin.
on Don't Wanna Know by nightii
7 Sep 2002, 10:39 AM
I bet you would care if they had AIDS. Think about THAT the next time you dine!
on Thoughtless Deed by craiggiarc1971
7 Sep 2002, 7:43 AM
Good use of 'strife' to rhyme with 'life'! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! I'M SURE YOU'LL BE A POPULAR POETE IN NO TIME!!!!!!!1111111111111
on purple by youngweirdo
6 Sep 2002, 7:21 AM
There is no poetry here. I searched for hours with a magnifying glass and tweezers. No poetry.
on The Seasons, Changes by Frass
6 Sep 2002, 7:19 AM
I also stay up 24 hours a day, logged into poemranker. And I have 3 telephone lines.
on The Seasons, Changes by Frass
6 Sep 2002, 7:11 AM
Yeah! 2 computers, subscriptions to 2 different ISPs, 2 sets of telecommunication hardware, and 2 usernames, just so I can give myself some backup on poemranker! HA HA ha oh poetandknowit, I'm sure you were joking all along though right?
on Celebration by unknown
5 Sep 2002, 10:34 PM
Great poeme! Can someone tell me why 'erotic' fiction (as opposed to 'pornographic' fiction) always refers to the female genitalia as a 'sex'?
on The Seasons, Changes by Frass
5 Sep 2002, 9:12 PM
What, so I'm Doylum now as well? I wish nentwined would just come down from his biomechanical throne and disclose the truth once and for all: I have only one ID on this site. I am not beakism, {-=Doylum=-}, horus8, -= ligh+_4ng37 =- , nentwined, or Settle. This is surely obvious to anyone who isn't hellbent on defaming my good name. Good day to you, Sir.
on The Seasons, Changes by Frass
5 Sep 2002, 5:24 PM
My remarks are nothing but witty and uplifting. They bring a smile to e'en the saddest child's face. Will you duel, or are you a coward?
on the truth about poets by New Life Drug
4 Sep 2002, 8:44 PM
Will you duel, or are you a coward?
on I thought we were meant to be by trev086
4 Sep 2002, 8:41 PM
When I read this poeme, I wanted to clap. But instead I tugged into a bap. And while you may avert your eyes, you'll not taste finer than my Bap Surprise.
on Oh Well by RWAndersen
4 Sep 2002, 8:39 PM
THIS IS GREAT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
on Coat hanger by april fool
4 Sep 2002, 8:39 PM
Personified furniture is the best thing ever. I have written a series of short, incomprehensible tales about a magical hat and shoe who live in an enchanted wardrobe and then meaninglessly attack people. I will keep them to myself, I think.
on Horatio by april fool
4 Sep 2002, 8:37 PM
Genius, even without the last line.