| Re: a comment on Games by BrandonW |
29-Nov-05/3:26 PM |
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So now you know. "And knowing is half the battle. Yooooo Joe!"
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| Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/3:23 PM |
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Not if God has a sense of humor.
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| Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/3:22 PM |
Blasphemy: A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.
Profane: Vulgar; coarse
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| Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/3:18 PM |
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Hee-hee. I knew I'd get either you or Zodiac to jump me on that one. You've been surfin' the recent comment list I see.
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| Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/1:21 PM |
Chinese Night
Siren night
Whorey night
All is cum
Ow his bite
Ram yo' vagina
Muffer in China
Whorey inferno
Nintento and my ho
Sheep in heavin' repeat
Sheep in heavin' repeat.
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| Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/12:50 PM |
No "completely" sounds just as lame and irrelevant as "wholly".
I hear St. peter and the others in heaven don't take to kindly to blasphemy.
You can make them sacred for yourself but I'd prefer to follow a prophet who's not lead around by his cock.
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| Re: a comment on Picking Up Sins by BrandonW |
29-Nov-05/12:34 PM |
Knock it off kid, you're creeping me out.
Here -9-
Now stop winking.
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| Re: a comment on Games by BrandonW |
29-Nov-05/12:30 PM |
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So that's why you pushed other peoples poems down the recent posts list. That's sweet of you.
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| Re: a comment on A Modern Woman by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/12:22 PM |
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| Re: a comment on Picking Up Sins by BrandonW |
29-Nov-05/5:35 AM |
For my Penis? Normal conversation: probably "dick".
In writing: All the above but straight men will say and do the gayest things in the process of getting laid like dancing. If he was having sex in the poem and said cock that would be fine but he's just using the word like it's what he always calls it. Like "my cock itches". "I've got to go drain my cock" The more often you use it in common remarks the gayer it becomes.
Either it's that or the constant references made to "Him" in the poem followed by the use of the term "Cock" made it sound gay.
Ah hell! I don't know. It was a first impression anyway.
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| Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone |
29-Nov-05/4:32 AM |
I bearded his black Jesus with rope
wrapped tight round his plastic throat.
I hung him from a branch,
did a little tribal dance
and fed his pecker to a porcelain goat.
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| Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/4:02 AM |
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Maybe. I forgot to check. He's so old. Like Bob Hope before he died, every year I'd just assume he died.
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| Re: a comment on A Modern Woman by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/3:56 AM |
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I just saw a Middle Eastern woman on CNN talking about how we need to torture our prisoners of war more. Every time we debate about whether or not to use force our enemies in the Middle East percieve us as being wusses. This was written verbatim.
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| Re: a comment on The mountain has come to Mohammed by ALChemy |
29-Nov-05/3:47 AM |
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Is that right there not a perfect symbol for the 80's? Like totally it is.
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| Re: a comment on The mountain has come to Mohammed by ALChemy |
29-Nov-05/3:44 AM |
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Him and De Niro. Why do people think they are like the greatest actors alive? They're hams.
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| Re: a comment on Indian Song by ALChemy |
29-Nov-05/3:40 AM |
I know L4 sucks. I'm already trying to think something up.
It was my original dream to make both versions make sense but then I went almost nuts trying.
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| Re: a comment on Games by BrandonW |
29-Nov-05/3:35 AM |
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See I thought it was just 'cause he was Irish, or is it Scottish. Ahh hell, what's the difference.
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| Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/3:32 AM |
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I think the only person I thought you might be once was Hap. (or maybe the ghost of John Updike).
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| Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/3:06 AM |
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I guess under that metaphor I could say I have Irritable bowel syndrome. Few can match him turd for turd. You came as close as anyone.
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| Re: a comment on Silent Night by Dovina |
29-Nov-05/3:06 AM |
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I guess under that metaphor I could say I have Irritable bowel syndrome. Few can match him turd for turd. You came as close as anyone.
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