Re: a comment on May I Help by Dovina	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/2:32 PM
Oh, so transvestites can't be beautiful. Well you must be real popular over there in San Fagsisco. See I even know the best comebacks to my own remarks.
Re: a comment on What is it about brothers? by Tara57	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/2:26 PM
This is one reason why I chose not to study psychology.
Re: What is it about brothers? by Tara57	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/2:24 PM
I have no brothers but two sisters. It pretty much works the same way with them. Go figure.
Re: a comment on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	ecargo 167.219.0.143	20-Jan-06/2:21 PM
For me: "He wailed 'I los da die'." Made me laugh and laugh.
Re: a comment on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	ecargo 167.219.0.143	20-Jan-06/2:07 PM
Nice!
Re: a comment on Cold-Blooded Pillow by drnick	Dovina 69.175.32.104	20-Jan-06/2:05 PM
Yeah, this is way too scary. I hope you mean it some metaphorical way and not the way it sounds.
Re: Everything is Nothing by Donne With Life	Dovina 69.175.32.104	20-Jan-06/1:56 PM
How much is infinity minus infinity? How about infinity minus 1?
Re: a comment on May I Help by Dovina	Dovina 69.175.32.104	20-Jan-06/1:36 PM
With a name like Alchemy, you must be beautiful or a transvestite. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
Re: a comment on Cold-Blooded Pillow by drnick	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/11:57 AM
Yeah but would you sleep with someone who thought of you like that? It just comes across a little on the psycho side which is fine if you really mean it. I just think you went a little too far with it. Your other stuff is better.
Re: a comment on Cold-Blooded Pillow by drnick	drnick 24.176.22.254	20-Jan-06/11:23 AM
Yes, I do...probably should use spell-check or something, huh? No, I don't think you quite understand where I'm coming from with this poem. I'm saying that sometimes it's hard to commit an ill-conceived act against someone whom you love; a mere look or touch is enough to forget why you were angry and fall back into the adoring state you were in before. I never try to sound like some kind of bad-ass or supreme evil doer but perhaps that is "inevitable."
Re: a comment on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	zodiac 209.193.9.151	20-Jan-06/11:14 AM
I considered including a BEST BOSS REACTION category, too, but then I realized he stopped being a key figure in this poem early on. It's a shame. My personal favorite line is "Max Headroom, but black, and more spastic".
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/10:50 AM
I bearded black Jesus with tape So he can't snitch 'bout the nun I raped I shoved up her chaste buns an old sawed off shotgun and then-BOOM!-whoops my mistake.
Re: a comment on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/10:34 AM
B,B,A,B,D,A,A
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	zodiac 209.193.9.151	20-Jan-06/10:14 AM
Just in time for Awards Season, it's =====THE BEARDY AWARDS!!!!!1!!1?===== Let's have a look at our contestants, shall we? CATEGORY #1 - BEST BEARD MATERIAL a) AIDS, zodiac b) Zodiac's ginger chest boobs, Fraser Allonby, Q.C. c) Meat, biteme d) Cricket, Stephen Robbins CATEGORY #2 - MOST AUTHENTIC NEGRO REACTION a) "I los da die", Stephen or Fraser, I can't remember who b) AIDS, zodiac c) Not thinking it was funny, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. d) Escape, Stephen Robbins e) Lynching, AlChemy CATEGORY #3 - MOST AUTHENTIC CHRIST REACTION a) Turning white, zodiac b) Smelling like a rich migrant Jew, edpeterson c) AIDS, (tied) zodiac and biteme d) Not thinking it was funny, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. CATEGORY #4 - MOST TASTELESS OVERALL a) "A money shot", -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. b) "Rope", AlChemy c) "Paper", zodiac d) "A virus", zodiac CATEGORY #5 - BEST RHYME a) Martyr/tartar, biteme b) Virus/admirers/prioress, zodiac c) Beard 'im/sheared 'im/weird quim, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. d) Monopoly/unstoppably/Thermopalye, Stephen Robbins CATEGORY #6 - BEST USE OF UNCONVENTIONAL RHYTHM IN A LIMERICK a) "Monopoly", Stephen Robbins b) "Crepe", Stephen Robbins c) "Milk", Stephen Robbins d) "A brogue", Stephen Robbins CATEGORY #7 - BEST ENJAMBMENT IN A LIMERICK a) "money / shot", -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. b) "material that's / ne'er been used", Fraser or Stephen c) "a few / gems", edpeterson d) "virus / known as AIDS", zodiac Cast your votes! All tonight's winners' fathers will receive an authentic CHRIST BEARD* exactly one year before their own births! Yay! (*=Beard material to be determined)
Re: a comment on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	zodiac 209.193.9.151	20-Jan-06/8:34 AM
One time I tried bearding with tripe From some kind of Vietnamese snipe, But the snipe had a bird-flu He wasn't innured to (It was really a new AIDS prototype!)
Re: a comment on Everything is Nothing by Donne With Life	zodiac 209.193.9.151	20-Jan-06/8:29 AM
Nice.
Re: Everything is Nothing by Donne With Life	ecargo 167.219.0.143	20-Jan-06/8:25 AM
nada y pues nada . . . but deliver us from nada . . .
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	ecargo 167.219.0.143	20-Jan-06/8:21 AM
IMPROVED--WITH AIDS (of course)!!! I bearded that Jesus with meat, Thinking later to have such a treat, but I left him untended and alas! He ascended! Now I’ve only got meat fit to beat. Next, I bearded his Christ with fried chicken, but some ‘ranker had soon thrust his dick in. After eating that stew of Godhead and spew With AIDs I was suddenly stricken! Then I tried bearding Jesus with fish— was God ever a tastier dish? Topped with some tartar, a succulent martyr! (Smelled like foul hell, but delish!)
Re: May I Help by Dovina	cyan9 217.40.63.105	20-Jan-06/5:04 AM
Really liked the first verse, nice feel all the way through, last 2 lines warming as well.
Re: Cold-Blooded Pillow by drnick	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/12:24 AM
Do you mean "Inevitability"? Is this poem supposed to make you sound like some kind of bad-ass or supreme evil doer?