Re: Cold-Blooded Pillow by drnick	drnick 24.176.22.254	19-Jan-06/9:22 PM
This was called "Sleeping with the Enemy," however due to recent complaints I found that this was also the title to some piece of shit movie and thus could not use it. After hours upon hours of Trial and Error(also the title to a movie) I came up with this, I hope you like it.
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	zodiac 209.193.14.236	19-Jan-06/11:47 PM
So I bearded Black Jesus with spasm- -like ways of saying Yassuh and Yas'm. Though you might think it cruel, Why, I'll tell you, though, you'll Hardly know, my good man, that he has 'em!
Re: May I Help by Dovina	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/12:13 AM
Nice. I'm not a girl so I can't identify with it but nice.
Re: Cold-Blooded Pillow by drnick	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/12:24 AM
Do you mean "Inevitability"? Is this poem supposed to make you sound like some kind of bad-ass or supreme evil doer?
Re: May I Help by Dovina	cyan9 217.40.63.105	20-Jan-06/5:04 AM
Really liked the first verse, nice feel all the way through, last 2 lines warming as well.
regarding some deleted poem...	cyan9 217.40.63.105	20-Jan-06/5:04 AM
Wretched
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	ecargo 167.219.0.143	20-Jan-06/8:21 AM
IMPROVED--WITH AIDS (of course)!!! I bearded that Jesus with meat, Thinking later to have such a treat, but I left him untended and alas! He ascended! Now I’ve only got meat fit to beat. Next, I bearded his Christ with fried chicken, but some ‘ranker had soon thrust his dick in. After eating that stew of Godhead and spew With AIDs I was suddenly stricken! Then I tried bearding Jesus with fish— was God ever a tastier dish? Topped with some tartar, a succulent martyr! (Smelled like foul hell, but delish!)
Re: Everything is Nothing by Donne With Life	ecargo 167.219.0.143	20-Jan-06/8:25 AM
nada y pues nada . . . but deliver us from nada . . .
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	zodiac 209.193.9.151	20-Jan-06/10:14 AM
Just in time for Awards Season, it's =====THE BEARDY AWARDS!!!!!1!!1?===== Let's have a look at our contestants, shall we? CATEGORY #1 - BEST BEARD MATERIAL a) AIDS, zodiac b) Zodiac's ginger chest boobs, Fraser Allonby, Q.C. c) Meat, biteme d) Cricket, Stephen Robbins CATEGORY #2 - MOST AUTHENTIC NEGRO REACTION a) "I los da die", Stephen or Fraser, I can't remember who b) AIDS, zodiac c) Not thinking it was funny, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. d) Escape, Stephen Robbins e) Lynching, AlChemy CATEGORY #3 - MOST AUTHENTIC CHRIST REACTION a) Turning white, zodiac b) Smelling like a rich migrant Jew, edpeterson c) AIDS, (tied) zodiac and biteme d) Not thinking it was funny, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. CATEGORY #4 - MOST TASTELESS OVERALL a) "A money shot", -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. b) "Rope", AlChemy c) "Paper", zodiac d) "A virus", zodiac CATEGORY #5 - BEST RHYME a) Martyr/tartar, biteme b) Virus/admirers/prioress, zodiac c) Beard 'im/sheared 'im/weird quim, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. d) Monopoly/unstoppably/Thermopalye, Stephen Robbins CATEGORY #6 - BEST USE OF UNCONVENTIONAL RHYTHM IN A LIMERICK a) "Monopoly", Stephen Robbins b) "Crepe", Stephen Robbins c) "Milk", Stephen Robbins d) "A brogue", Stephen Robbins CATEGORY #7 - BEST ENJAMBMENT IN A LIMERICK a) "money / shot", -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. b) "material that's / ne'er been used", Fraser or Stephen c) "a few / gems", edpeterson d) "virus / known as AIDS", zodiac Cast your votes! All tonight's winners' fathers will receive an authentic CHRIST BEARD* exactly one year before their own births! Yay! (*=Beard material to be determined)
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/10:50 AM
I bearded black Jesus with tape So he can't snitch 'bout the nun I raped I shoved up her chaste buns an old sawed off shotgun and then-BOOM!-whoops my mistake.
Re: Everything is Nothing by Donne With Life	Dovina 69.175.32.104	20-Jan-06/1:56 PM
How much is infinity minus infinity? How about infinity minus 1?
regarding some deleted poem...	Dovina 69.175.32.104	20-Jan-06/2:01 PM
I'm thinking of the La Brea Tar Pits, but nothing more. There seems to be a lot of nothing going on.
Re: What is it about brothers? by Tara57	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/2:24 PM
I have no brothers but two sisters. It pretty much works the same way with them. Go figure.
Re: Everything is Nothing by Donne With Life	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/2:40 PM
Here's a 10. Don't kill yourself.
regarding some deleted poem...	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/2:42 PM
The longest Haiku I've ever read.
Re: Best left unsaid (trust first instincts edit, w/thanks) by ecargo	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	20-Jan-06/3:07 PM
Well I never! At least not from that end. I'm not that happy with the layout though. Play with it for a while(pun-alert!) and see what comes out. Like: My tongue's loose slide would soon let slip this truth, bruise-blue, kept fast behind these sentinal teeth. We meet, touch, fuck; we seldom speak much more than surface gloss. From niceties to wordless heat we move. Here with your big hand warm on my neck, I swallow words thick with promise, glistening like larva trapped in tissue webs, a palate ridged as a whale's. I'd consume you whole, take you deep, sliding soft as a worm, down down in a sudden gasp.
Re: Best left unsaid (trust first instincts edit, w/thanks) by ecargo	Dovina 69.175.32.104	20-Jan-06/3:16 PM
Where's she been. I miss getting slapped around.
Re: Best left unsaid (trust first instincts edit, w/thanks) by ecargo	ecargo 172.144.185.27	20-Jan-06/9:38 PM
Gah! Line breaks. Fucking line breaks.
Re: Best left unsaid (trust first instincts edit, w/thanks) by ecargo	ALChemy 24.74.101.159	21-Jan-06/4:54 AM
Like your new screen name.
Re: Try Thinking Too by Bankrupt_Word_Clerk	Roisin 81.151.179.72	21-Jan-06/6:55 PM
Splendid...