could be about poemranker

Have you tried the Peter funnel for men club? It works! Not only am I a member? I invented the fucking thing. http://www.boners.com/grub/791295.html

hey kids guess which one's dark angel? http://www.boners.com/grub/791259.html None of them. The turn van didn't have a hydrolic hoist with matching jelly bowls. Hey did however make those monkey ears for his lover fuke u weeny which we see here wearing them. http://www.boners.com/grub/791259.html

And ive written this purely because i got nothing better to do, and im always doing this kind of charity "help the retarded" thing.. who knows, maybe one day it might actually help someone.. pfft.

That's no bull. http://www.boners.com/grub/791241.html

Here kitty kitty http://www.boners.com/grub/791262.html

I throw a red rose at your feet...soft as a breeze

uh.. ok, you lost me in the middle here, and its never good when the reader is led to mumble: "what the fuck is he rambling about now?" this hasnt cooked enough. go back to the oven and do it right. no vote.

I think you are great.

HuH? Sports? Way too esoteric for me.

Makes me shiver. Scenes like this are what made me move to a warmer clime. 22.11

This did not go anywhere and ... well, it did not go anywhere.

my thanks to each of you. I did run the caps at each line (don't usually - now I know why...) Y2KSlamPoet - my apologies for stiring that memory - and condolences. I thank you for the vote none the less... Best.

You're always banging on about parodies as if they're the most important things in the world and that you are some sort of parody-master. You're not a parody-master. You're a parody-witney. Clearly the novelty is taking a lot longer to wear off on you than it did on your forebears. Incidentally - and this may shock you - it wasn't horus8 who wrote the first poemeranker parody. It wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of rewriting someone's beautiful work of art, replacing every second word with the word "nappy" (or similar). And it wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of exaggerating the most pompous lines to the point of fotherington-overload. Guess who started the parody craze, my lad? (1 mark) SupremeDreamer's Brain (parody) by -=Dark_Angel=- Yes, parodies are so important! People shouldn't get angry because of my parodies - they should read them and learn from their mastakes. Horus8 has taught me so much about writing parodies, and now I like to think I know quite a bit about them! I'm not here just to piss people off - sure I might do that, but you can really learn a hell of a lot from my intelligent tomfoolery. Heck I'm a cool guy, I hang out, I take drugs and shit, and I'm creative with a great sense of humour. Why not just think of my parodies as an intelligent and witty form of constructive criticism; a mere reflection of your own piece of work. But not a straightforward reflection, I might add. I like to think of myself as a mirror that can reflect poetry fragments whilst simultaneously using my humour and creativity skills to highlight their poetic weaknesses. That's all I'm trying to do, and if that pisses you off then you're a fucking idiot. Have a nice day.

I was Mooooved. -10-

Hey man, like, fuck you an' shit for laughin' at me!!?!?! PEOPLE - DO NOT BE CONFUSED!!! The user "y2kSlamPoet" should not be confused with me -I am the real Y2KSlamPoet, also known as SupremeDreamer. I think that the so-called "y2kSlamPoet" is some no-good two-bit loser from the trailer park!!?!?! He is defanataley rubbish compared with me! I AM BRILLIANT!! I AM MORE TALENTED THAN JEREMI HANDRINOS! I AM THE BEST POET ON THIS DAMN WEBSITE! YOU FUCKERS!!!

A bit confused whether this is about shearing and neutering, or just killing the cow and selling it on. Anyway I think I get the point. Comparing it to graduation(human) is quite cute and thought provoking. Perhaps the end is a bit drawn out though. Once you work out it is about cattle - that should be the end.

this is too generic, perhaps if you wrote something more creative a title would jump out at you (and the reader). The style is pretty good/ readable in both your poems I think.

Good, like the flow of the haikus. They are haiku in spirit as well as syllable. The argument in the last three verses loses discipline though. None of those would stand up as a single haiku.

penumbrally? I am in favour of rhyming unusual words but this is ridiculous. like the idea of her look burning away the shadow