Dear Poemranker users: My home was burglarized Friday, Dec. 9. If anyone knows the culprits or the whereabouts of my Playstation and my liquor, please contact me. P.S. - If you are the one who broke into my home, please note that the reason you co […]

I find it hard to believe anyone's spent a whole half hour writing any of 20 most recent poems.

Update on hooded sweatshirts: I can get dark grey (almost poemranker grey) hooded sweatshirts with the poemranker logo embroidered on the front and the slogan "You can't say that other people's opinions are 'wrong'. Except yours. Your opinions are wrong […]

I think we should be able to post atleast one poem daily.

Umm...Could you please explain to me why Peoeple think it is alright to insult you poems when they choose tio be annomynous and probably not even write any poems themsleves

Hey, um, I might be displaying appalling ineptitude here but I can't seem to find a description of the criteria based on which a poem goes up or down the ladder. Other people's votes affect your rank. I get that, but what else? Do you get pushed up the lis […]

T. Jonathron Remp is appallingly gay.

How about a yearly poll. Best poem, best poet, gayest poem, gayest poet, Best song about being loser, best poem about feces by -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I., etc.

You will implement an Enhanced Chat Cave. The Enhanced Chat Cave will feature: (1) A /topic command (2) A functioning /beep command (3) A less gay interface, including a sidebar showing active users. (4) Users automatically join the Chat Cave when th […]

What about an official subtitle heading if desired? Or at least the possibility of a second line in the title head. Jut for those writers who want to add a comment before the poem or whatnot...