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anonymous @ 24.92.74.122 | 10-Dec-05/9:45 PM | Reply
Dear Poemranker users:

My home was burglarized Friday, Dec. 9. If anyone knows the culprits or the whereabouts of my Playstation and my liquor, please contact me.

P.S. - If you are the one who broke into my home, please note that the reason you couldn't get the DVD player out is because it was still plugged in, genious.


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