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Re: father Worked Nights by poetandknowit 29-Nov-02/2:50 AM
wow! 10/15 aint bad..not bad, but dude does it ever bother you that you have the face of a mud snorting pig and the ass of a lowland mountain guerilla...i mean just an observation...you just keep getting more predictable by the fucking minute..un-fucking-believable, you must sleep well at night, tell your little toadies i said hello, and feel fortunate i didn't squat down here and take a twelve foot shit and play with it for about an hour, and start doing my new chick chick shaw chick sha-doobie shaw rap...it's dope and would leave you calling your "peeps", to adjust your votes, not that you don't every day anyway for no apparent reason other than the fact that your a fucking hack..i use to have respect for you man, but what? that's wasn't enough..you have to go and take the worst year out of my life, and say i'm making it up...then turn around and have your whore friends start fucking with the only good things in my life..you think that's fucking funny? you think i didn't have a shit life... FUCK YOU MAN! I WAS RAISED IN A TRAILOR WITH MY GRANDMOTHER....SHE WOULD MAKE ME GET OUT OF BED EVERY HOUR AND CHANGE THE CHANNEL ON THE TV AND MAKE HER A SCREWDRIVERs...SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME MAN...DON'T GO THERE1 ha...just..chicky shawing, but in actuallity growing up in a bad neighbor hood and getting accidentally shot (his horror story, so now we know what's wrong with you, you got shot in the head tsk tsk..no wonder) is quite trite compared to me and my crew my home boy 'chuckles' his parents have been divorced seven times each man...he's just waiting for me to unlock him...easy chuckles whoa boy....
regarding some deleted poem... 30-Nov-02/3:32 PM
it's really easy with that gold toilet around your neck and you squeezing that hand full of zingers like it's your last.
Re: European Pentameter by bondjedi 30-Nov-02/4:15 PM
when the lemming run by don't let them convince you that you don't know where you're going...okay?.
Re: Of Curves and Straight Lines by Quarton 30-Nov-02/4:22 PM
i read this to band on the run by mccartney...it was quite the experience...graphing to music and the drumm66g of the keyboard...clever and honest. we're so sorry uncle albert.........but there no one left at home and i..believe.
Re: Utah by A. Nomaly 30-Nov-02/4:26 PM
ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dastardly delightful...hand across the water...HEADS ACROSS THE SKY...LITTLE LITTLE GYpSIE RUN AROUND..YEE HAA! typo with the orange though i think unless you meant Oh! mighty gange?
Re: Flamin Monkey's by Blade 30-Nov-02/4:39 PM
so you say, but have you heard a gibbon sing?
Re: Oldfinger by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 1-Dec-02/5:50 PM
well i just wanted to take this time to say....i'm sorry for being such a public therapy session skank bastard, and promise you all from now on, and everyone one else too in the good free world, and the ugly brown muslim sess pool, outside our priceless democracy that i'll be nice from now on and eat my dinner like a big boy, and not spit up, or be insensitive, and then overly sensitive in counter...till the die i die, pinky swear. amen....now i'm off to pay (blow) the piper for rent money, toodles..p.s you know..i feel much better now...clean and revitalised..in the mood for gay love..and old man balls stuffed precariously into my mouth...yes it's days like this that make me proud to be a young republican good looking christian warrior of the lord...THE SCROTISMAL EQUINOX!
regarding some deleted poem... 1-Dec-02/11:57 PM
lightning- the result of a gravity (connection invisible, umbilicle from ground to sky to space) induced, atmospherically linked frictionally created energy eruption...like lava from the ground in reverse...sky lava.....yes high cloud space gas in god's squirt gun but...plugged in and aimed poorly.
Re: The Slanty Shanty by Quarton 2-Dec-02/12:02 AM
i still can't get past the first line because of the sut. i want to bad though and i will...i hope. give me a hint...all right just kidding...well it's big, but i liked it for a load of a reasons, and hated it for others, but i hate myself so don't feel bad....overall content was well recieved though 7.
Re: Spider by Blade 5-Dec-02/11:54 AM
Blade Blade on the run
Cuz you voted yourself to # 1
Do you think you earned the prize?
oh, with my combo i want fries?

and my change promptly...by the way... nice name tag.
Re: the 'popular' one by joey 5-Dec-02/11:57 AM
actually...it's "like...oh my god!" don't you listen?
regarding some deleted poem... 5-Dec-02/12:29 PM
unfortunately technology and religion have compacted the clarity of this theory into a gray formless matter called "faith supported by nucleur henchmen" all is lost my friend...for the time being natural selection as we knew it...has been reversed with some unidentified mutations...that being metaphorically speaking a pro wrestler weilding the most powerfull scientific weapons ever imagined..having had a stint in the military..i can say with all honesty..a nucleur winter will be the sore back of our current health situation...wait until you see the heart diseased equivalent..the hybrid n. bomb coupled with an ebola virus cherry. i respect your studies, your position, and the fact that you de-masked yourself to add a sense of honesty to this argument..i hold you in high honor on this day. until tomorrow than.
regarding some deleted poem... 6-Dec-02/1:59 PM
by the way my vote was the 10 that put you on the best list..i accept kickbacks, and i fillibuster well, let me know if you need any soft money contributions or lobbying, in the future, i'll do good work for you, and for the people.
Re: Fact About the Wind by Ninoy_Instigator 6-Dec-02/4:43 PM
the wind is the barber.
Re: regret. by darby pyn 6-Dec-02/4:44 PM
people climb mountains to climb..never to mount. ??
Re: Hefty Smurf by Bachus 6-Dec-02/4:45 PM
damn, the random buttom goes to the smurf channel?
regarding some deleted poem... 6-Dec-02/4:46 PM
da da da, da na DA!m
Re: Death's Awaiting by The_Shadows_Smile 6-Dec-02/4:47 PM
Me too. pleasant dreams.g
Re: Hefty Smurf by Bachus 6-Dec-02/4:47 PM
stopo
regarding some deleted poem... 6-Dec-02/4:49 PM
powerfull and heartwrenching.


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