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20 most recent comments by <{Baba^Yaga}> (381-400)

Re: I have the widest poemranker homepage by QUENDO 28-May-03/10:57 AM
Kraute
Re: Feel My Fear by -vz18- 28-May-03/10:59 AM
It's rock hard, truly.
Re: Strong by -vz18- 28-May-03/11:00 AM
hork.
Re: At the end of the Day by -vz18- 28-May-03/11:01 AM
The word dissed was once, dismissed, try it.
Re: Plastic Posies by BleedingRose 28-May-03/1:08 PM
tada
regarding some deleted poem... 2-Jun-03/5:11 PM
This is to horse penis what Katherine was to horse penis. 10!
regarding some deleted poem... 2-Jun-03/5:12 PM
By the way have you seen my sporty profile lately, if not.
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/574/horus8.html

I'm selling homosexuality by the yard like fruit roll ups.
regarding some deleted poem... 12-Jun-03/11:32 AM
6,7,5 It helps to know what you're doing when hunting the darkest cad of all, by the way, are you gay, I am.
regarding some deleted poem... 12-Jun-03/11:45 AM
What if you put in a collapsable bridge and an retractable intro?
regarding some deleted poem... 12-Jun-03/11:50 AM
You should count yourself lucky that I don't even bother to vote on this this homerun of shit or any of your others otherwise this would hapen.
Re: So Simple by Audaciouslilgrl 12-Jun-03/4:25 PM
How about getting quartered by Clydesdales? Is that simple? If so... Play Polish roulette with a squirt gun full of beaver piss.
Re: Advise by Audaciouslilgrl 12-Jun-03/4:33 PM
I really love your pointless use of colons, and your consistant confusing of 'than' for "then". Hey, when you get sick of being an idiot perhaps you could go back to just being you? Alas, you'd still be an idiot, but what the fuck, some sperm never swim straight out the gate, and some sperm just float on the backs of others, or in a proper face holster they are carried home to glory. GLORY! What were we talking about again? Ah, yeah, you blowing me for charity, whatta ya say, do your poor newbie friends a favor sacrafice yourself to -=Dark_Angel=- to appease the beast within, and save the future of bad poets on poemranker.
regarding some deleted poem... 12-Jun-03/4:39 PM
Good lord your sexy, love me, my succulent concubine write your fatwah upon my cold lifeless heart in sanscript whisper of sleepless premarital sex all about my unkept magnificence.
Re: One Night Stand by Audaciouslilgrl 12-Jun-03/4:52 PM
Merely thrust (other) by whitebrother

Yo, it's merely the thrust from your bust
like lifting hefty bags of boobs up and over
the fence for another ride on the hippo
hungry, hungry, hungry, but
then I notice that you have
a penis too and the paper airplane
that was my erection slides
under the door and into the
closet of homosexual denial.
I cry tears of gayity knowing
I'll never have to hurl you
and your boobs over another
fence again.
Re: Advise by Audaciouslilgrl 12-Jun-03/5:22 PM
Advice
Re: One Night Stand by Audaciouslilgrl 13-Jun-03/1:09 PM
Better.
regarding some deleted poem... 13-Jun-03/6:42 PM
Well you've confused me. EXCELLENT.
regarding some deleted poem... 13-Jun-03/6:46 PM
I believe you've ripped off my masterpiece "once again" and randomly replaced my fabulous wordery for this drivel. you should be ass shot with a baby-pelican. And I plan on recording my version first starring tattoo from fantasy island, and me on madolin (i'm going to give it this paradiseque feel in nativity). HA! Ha!
Re: Glassblowers by Christof 16-Jun-03/9:24 PM
You make me laugh. You are Mr. Pig, aren't you.
Re: Hollow and Alone by willknots_chick 18-Jun-03/11:24 AM
God, why does poetry attract idiots?
Oh well, time for another tastless plug.

I'm the cutie on the bottom, lol. Bottom, get it? No, I don't suppose you would.


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