on some deleted poem
12 Jun 2003, 11:45 AM
What if you put in a collapsable bridge and an retractable intro?
on I have the widest poemranker homepage by QUENDO
28 May 2003, 10:57 AM
Kraute
on One Night Stand by Audaciouslilgrl
13 Jun 2003, 1:09 PM
Better.
on Hollow and Alone by willknots_chick
18 Jun 2003, 11:24 AM
God, why does poetry attract idiots?
Oh well, time for another tastless plug.
I'm the cutie on the bottom, lol. Bottom, get it? No, I don't suppose you would.
Oh well, time for another tastless plug.
I'm the cutie on the bottom, lol. Bottom, get it? No, I don't suppose you would.
on Glassblowers by Christof
16 Jun 2003, 9:24 PM
You make me laugh. You are Mr. Pig, aren't you.
on some deleted poem
13 Jun 2003, 6:42 PM
Well you've confused me. EXCELLENT.
on some deleted poem
13 Jun 2003, 6:46 PM
I believe you've ripped off my masterpiece "once again" and randomly replaced my fabulous wordery for this drivel. you should be ass shot with a baby-pelican. And I plan on recording my version first starring tattoo from fantasy island, and me on madolin (i'm going to give it this paradiseque feel in nativity). HA! Ha!
on some deleted poem
12 Jun 2003, 4:39 PM
Good lord your sexy, love me, my succulent concubine write your fatwah upon my cold lifeless heart in sanscript whisper of sleepless premarital sex all about my unkept magnificence.
on One Night Stand by Audaciouslilgrl
12 Jun 2003, 4:52 PM
Merely thrust (other) by whitebrother
Yo, it's merely the thrust from your bust
like lifting hefty bags of boobs up and over
the fence for another ride on the hippo
hungry, hungry, hungry, but
then I notice that you have
a penis too and the paper airplane
that was my erection slides
under the door and into the
closet of homosexual denial.
I cry tears of gayity knowing
I'll never have to hurl you
and your boobs over another
fence again.
Yo, it's merely the thrust from your bust
like lifting hefty bags of boobs up and over
the fence for another ride on the hippo
hungry, hungry, hungry, but
then I notice that you have
a penis too and the paper airplane
that was my erection slides
under the door and into the
closet of homosexual denial.
I cry tears of gayity knowing
I'll never have to hurl you
and your boobs over another
fence again.
on So Simple by Audaciouslilgrl
12 Jun 2003, 4:25 PM
How about getting quartered by Clydesdales? Is that simple? If so... Play Polish roulette with a squirt gun full of beaver piss.
on Advise by Audaciouslilgrl
12 Jun 2003, 4:33 PM
I really love your pointless use of colons, and your consistant confusing of 'than' for "then". Hey, when you get sick of being an idiot perhaps you could go back to just being you? Alas, you'd still be an idiot, but what the fuck, some sperm never swim straight out the gate, and some sperm just float on the backs of others, or in a proper face holster they are carried home to glory. GLORY! What were we talking about again? Ah, yeah, you blowing me for charity, whatta ya say, do your poor newbie friends a favor sacrafice yourself to -=Dark_Angel=- to appease the beast within, and save the future of bad poets on poemranker.
on some deleted poem
12 Jun 2003, 11:32 AM
6,7,5 It helps to know what you're doing when hunting the darkest cad of all, by the way, are you gay, I am.
on some deleted poem
12 Jun 2003, 11:50 AM
You should count yourself lucky that I don't even bother to vote on this this homerun of shit or any of your others otherwise this would hapen.
on some deleted poem
2 Jun 2003, 5:11 PM
This is to horse penis what Katherine was to horse penis. 10!
on some deleted poem
2 Jun 2003, 5:12 PM
By the way have you seen my sporty profile lately, if not.
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/574/horu
I'm selling homosexuality by the yard like fruit roll ups.
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/574/horu
I'm selling homosexuality by the yard like fruit roll ups.
on Feel My Fear by -vz18-
28 May 2003, 10:59 AM
It's rock hard, truly.
on Plastic Posies by BleedingRose
28 May 2003, 1:08 PM
tada
on At the end of the Day by -vz18-
28 May 2003, 11:01 AM
The word dissed was once, dismissed, try it.
on Advise by Audaciouslilgrl
12 Jun 2003, 5:22 PM
Advice