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Free verse № 52720

So Simple

Member since 2003 · Posted 12 Jun 2003 · 3 comments

Suicide would be so simple The razor's vampire bite The sensation of flying off the roof The sweet rest of the sleeping pills so simple so very simple The Olympian dive off the bridge The rush of driving 100+ mph down a back road w/ no head lights The sheer thrill of Russian roulette with a full revolver so simple so very simple... To swing from a rope in the basement Or to drive a 6' nail through your own skull Perhaps even to drop a curling iron in the bathtub so simple so very, very simple Walking in traffic on the highway Jumping head first into a wood chipper Give the mortician a challenge... so simple so very simple so why am I hesitating..? I hesitate because… It’s simple Just to simple

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[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> 12-Jun-03/4:25 PM Reply
How about getting quartered by Clydesdales? Is that simple? If so... Play Polish roulette with a squirt gun full of beaver piss.
[6] Robert K Foster 13-Jun-03/9:03 AM Reply
ahhh...youth.
Don't kill yourself.
That'd be stupid,
just too stupid

However, consider revisions that are more creative ways to kill yourself. be specific, like tying a plastic bag over your head and handcuffing yourself to a tree. They'll all think you were murdered. wouldn't that be fun?
[6] thepinkbunnyofdoom 13-Jun-03/11:10 AM Reply
You forgot teaching your dog to fetch with dynomite and then then lighting the fuse. -6-