Suicide would be so simple The razor's vampire bite The sensation of flying off the roof The sweet rest of the sleeping pills so simple so very simple The Olympian dive off the bridge The rush of driving 100+ mph down a back road w/ no head lights The sheer thrill of Russian roulette with a full revolver so simple so very simple... To swing from a rope in the basement Or to drive a 6' nail through your own skull Perhaps even to drop a curling iron in the bathtub so simple so very, very simple Walking in traffic on the highway Jumping head first into a wood chipper Give the mortician a challenge... so simple so very simple so why am I hesitating..? I hesitate because… It’s simple Just to simple