Re: His Master's Jodhpurs by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Jan-04/3:09 AM
dead good. matthew & James do you remeber a chap called david wilson from High Wycombe? I know him and he has just dumped my friend I want to spank the living Greg Dyke out of him.
regarding some deleted poem...	29-Jan-04/6:00 AM
My most sophisticated rythm yet.
regarding some deleted poem...	30-Jan-04/2:25 AM
Crystal, I have just arrived whilst reading your poetry: "Deep in me, myself is free," Stephen Throbbins (NB For arrived read cum)
regarding some deleted poem...	30-Jan-04/2:33 AM
Our Lord Jesus did not go to his death for you to produce this bile. "Their passion boiled and flies, Their "forever" now dies." I used to think Zac from Saved by the Bell was cool. I have, therefore, in the past been guilty of badly formed opinions however I feel I am right to assert that this poem is indeed the largest trunk of decomposing cattle throats smeared in the dried ejaculent of a thousand old men I have ever read.
regarding some deleted poem...	1-Feb-04/12:52 PM
Rockmage this is for you and your Aardvark. We are all artists. It's just that you are not very good.
regarding some deleted poem...	3-Feb-04/1:03 AM
Purchase a razor, Now shave off your crusty beard, Two otters homeless.
Re: A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	3-Feb-04/2:12 AM
Superb the last verse serves as a prescient warning to those who sculpt and grow beards.
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Feb-04/7:34 AM
You just get more and more depraved "Reaching deep inside myself" "star...ing...naked.......wanting to have some fun Kneeling down"
Re: Castaway by andrewjthomas	9-Feb-04/7:35 AM
This is the most impressive thing you have ever done.
Re: Serendipity (title suggestions wanted) by SupremeDreamer	9-Feb-04/7:42 AM
You are an unbelivable shitard.
Re: Necromancers Song (Incubus Guitar & Buddhist Drums) by SupremeDreamer	9-Feb-04/7:43 AM
Do you fuck as well as you write? If so Stephen Hawking is looking for a new bitch.
Re: mythical by SupremeDreamer	9-Feb-04/7:46 AM
Not only is this poem unutterable tosh the conversation between SupremeDreamer and Rockmage is the worst in this sites history
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Feb-04/7:50 AM
You ache to guide a man's throbbing member up your arse and then snap it off at the hilt. 10.1
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Feb-04/8:21 AM
There once was a clown named Tom Cheese, Whom ached to work the trapeze, But he couldn't wear tights, And was scared of heights, No suprise as his family were gypsy deportees!
regarding some deleted poem...	10-Feb-04/8:38 AM
You need to put less crack on your eyes & more razors on your face.
regarding some deleted poem...	10-Feb-04/8:44 AM
During. Specifically over the poems of crystalaneswift - check out her poems if you need some filth - and Katie - she was a real little tease.
Re: Gone Wrong by XpunkXgirlX	17-Feb-04/2:56 AM
"My heart has shattered like glass, I wish this feeling would surpass," Strong evocative sentiment.
regarding some deleted poem...	20-Feb-04/8:58 AM
Your gran sounds really ace! I think your being a little presumptive assuming that you will also make it to heaven given your dedication to writing smutty poems on this website.
regarding some deleted poem...	20-Feb-04/9:00 AM
If your poetry was wallpaper it would be coating the walls of Bobby Sands's prison cell in the Maze. Blessed with a SupremeDreamer and a side of Rockmage.
regarding some deleted poem...	20-Feb-04/9:16 AM
You come at work from a completely wrong angle. If it wasn't for people working in organistaions (which you unfortuantely regard as a horrible fearful place) you would not have the tools to craft such realistic aardvarks, & you would not have razors which you so mistakenly spurn. Indeed without the organistation of labour there would be no money to buy your sculptures. To regard the process of the making of money as some form of bottom sniffing exercise shows the degree of churlishness that can only be espoused by a vagrant hippy whom probably worked for a company and was shown to be of low maoral and spiritual fibre. This results in the miasma between hippies and the real world in which bosses are facists and workers are prostitutes. In other words if you had been a successful user of the orgaistion of labour you would not be in the position of being a proper bearded cunt.