Re: Homemade Greetings by jessicazee	29-Nov-02/3:50 PM
Golden Q-tip award un shouted..10.
Re: unlucky by rosiebailey	29-Nov-02/3:49 PM
voltaire.
Re: Few Words by Tom Colebrooke	29-Nov-02/3:49 PM
what..how this is ode to nothing.
Re: ode to zzinnia by daniella	29-Nov-02/2:09 PM
she deserves an ode...tell her i got her smoke signals, and i'm reconsidering my strategy..i'll let him go this one last time, and believe you...the eskimo you say..was responsible? huh...figures..okay then i'll whisper the change of orders into my giant wolves ear...he'll make sure my legions get the message up north...i'll send my thunderbird to tell Bachus not to return with the midnight drows of karmeikos....oh well, i was looking forward to destroying things with them again. We still have the nanook to focus the power on?! chilly willy's cousin you say? now..MINIONS! ABOUT FACE...WE HAVE A NEW AGENDA MEN...PAy ATTENTION WE'RE GONNA.......Find my black dragon. and bring my displacer beasts.
Re: a comment on Clive Barker's penis pump by horus8	29-Nov-02/1:49 PM
the sketch of the vagina with arms and legs off to the right in the corner of the stall...with the ode underneath it.@
Re: a comment on Clive Barker's penis pump by horus8	29-Nov-02/3:53 AM
the title works cuz that's all he ever thinks about life, death, and his penis. trust me.
Re: Scarred Hopes by Zubster	29-Nov-02/3:49 AM
did you tell everyone how yesterday off of your comments, because it was that deprimental? of course not...if you put the two together you could use the piece as a motivational tape for your weekends out on the poat. oops i meant boat.chicky shaw doobie woobie chicky shoe.i
Re: The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~>	29-Nov-02/3:27 AM
don't be stupid man..she knows your not me...and she knows i would never 'intentionally' say that to her...unfortunately mr.fatzeeblesleper was it?...you can go dynamite your own asshole.."in the name of love. what more? in the name of love". dickshiner.0
Re: horus8 by sooz	28-Nov-02/1:58 PM
i also enjoy being off to the left way up high on the best list...it's the 'best' thing that's ever happened to me...i'll be back later to deliver a speech and pick up my award (not a golden q-tip award, mind you ..but close) i will also be bringing my turntable's and my band to perform my new song called the sooez canal, aka the little vagineer that could....it's going to be a hell of a show! i'm bringing my possie and my homies..i'd like to take a moment to thank everyone here for taking me to "#1 off to the left of the list". i promise i wont let you guys down..peace out.e
Re: a comment on horus8 by sooz	28-Nov-02/12:10 PM
the whole thing doesn't work...it looks like a midget playing nba basketball with a bowling ball and gout in his right foot.
Re: horus8 by sooz	28-Nov-02/12:08 PM
i see p&k got his entire class to vote on this..i'm flattered, unfortunately..there is no hope for any of you...i have my foot on the turkeys neck...don't cry little girl..this will hurt you more than it...prepare.
Re: a comment on horus8 by sooz	28-Nov-02/1:43 AM
what's with the hearts? do i know you from when i used to cattaround? lol.
Re: horus8 by sooz	28-Nov-02/1:41 AM
what i enjoy most about this..the 12 tens..that must of took a couple of phone calls.t
Re: a comment on Some place west of here, or the big blah blah. both apply by horus8	28-Nov-02/1:23 AM
do you really want so much for me to take the time out of my creative schedule.. to what? dance the tango with someone who can't even square dance..here's some advice.go play with dark angel..see..he knows how to write letter perfect limmericks that posess staying power, not playground cherry drops..that could damage the integrity of your future pen movements..see unlike you..i give credit when credit is due, but your limmerick was wastefull..you took no time..you went for my throat by disrespecting my family, because you thought it would teach me a thing or too about what? my flippiant demeanor? it's called an imagination..most writers have it in spades..which allows them to create characters and situations that go against the moral sinew of society..and at the same time go about their normal lifes...having just raped a girl and kidnapped a child in story, but than put that piece of writing down to sit and eat with a grandmother, or a child for a normal dinner and not start feeling the content out loud or verbally spewing it in the innocents direction..my son and his mother have nothing to do with my crafts here or in the "studio"..i don't care if you make up fictitional characters to bash me with (like i did with uncle phil) but to do what you did was uncalled for, pathetic, and ironically it shows the above average reader that it is actually you who should never have children...because already you have no respect for them or yourself...nor can you seperate the layers between having a good time creatively, with writing, in all good fun..as compared to allowing your sensitive underdeveloped ego to guide your insensitive underdeveloped mind..better luck next time. i truly am sorry for you, but not really..keep up the good work.
Re: a comment on horus8 by sooz	28-Nov-02/12:51 AM
by the way it's masturbate..sound it out next time..for clarity.
Re: a comment on horus8 by sooz	28-Nov-02/12:49 AM
too late..i'm finger less already, and yes, your right. i riffed all that with my own swollen member in my mouth...just take that as a vague reminder of what i'm capable of doing when i'm not blowing myself......you lasses don't have the finger speed, nor the spontaneous passion to even begin to defend yourselfs, and i would look like a moron indeed if i kept revealing to the good public here just how onesided this all must look...i feel like i've just fucked a couple of uniformed school girls in my vw bus, so i'll just let you kids off here..have nice walk home..no thanks is neccesary. the pleasure was undoubtedly all mine..
Re: horus8 by sooz	28-Nov-02/12:20 AM
this is your big come back? you apparently have much to learn.. here.. let me help you..it goes swish swish swish and straight out your ass.. my twelve inch cock wearing a zoro mask..i know you're damn mad about your uncle phil, and how he made you swallow his spunky protein swill...it's okay..it'll be alright..even though you're a cum gurgling troglodyte...<horus scratch> shick shick shoe-woe-woe-woe shick..kick it....sitting on my porch counting hundred dollar bills..when up walks this punk that thinks he's got some skills, but lo and be hold..when he tried to bust his cap..he thought of uncle phil and his bumpy wet lap..with sweat on his lip, and no hair on his balls..now the cad is just another dike at niagra falls..but with no dress and with no barrel..what's your encore gonna be? a fucking christmas carol? and the beers go clink clink as the hotties blow kisses, you better back the fuck up, cuz i weild the stankest disses / bitch, your shit is so weak it's destroying your health..that's why you're the kind of fucking hack who needs to vote on herself. b
Re: late night activities by sooz	27-Nov-02/11:31 PM
here's a mouth guard, so when the smack down comes..you don't bite your tongue off.m
Re: anonymous guy by sooz	27-Nov-02/11:29 PM
der bleep dur blip der blooby clit. your swing was like a tee ball hit.b
Re: Scarred Hopes by Zubster	27-Nov-02/11:22 PM
guess what. you're a fucking pussy.??