By the way, if you'd even bothered to search google for the phrase "plums in your mouth" or variations, you could have avoided all this weeping and gnashing, because you would have realised a) what it meant b) that it's a common phrase c) that your thick.

Wrong. Writing is a means of asserting your greater worth over people of lesser worth.

I'm afraid there is only one way for foreignors to penetrate The Rutherford Club. You must complete the official application form: http://tinyurl.com/5pkxc

Your application will then be considered by the High Council of Vice-Rutherfords, whereupon you may be summoned to take part in a gruelling series of Reverse Buttock Thrusts, followed by the infinitely humiliating HOBO SQUAT. Only then will you be ready for the Inaugural Debagging Session in the Officer's Mess.

I doubt you've got what it takes, quite frankly.

Feel free to submit an application form. But it's highly unlikely The Rutherford Club would ever employ a homosexual.

How much cock?

You aren't an uncouth bum, you are a Mature Poete, and hence aren't invited.

You are a big posh sod, with plums in your mouth.

How delightfully topical!

One can only hope. I think it's terrible that so many people feel they have to scorn the true message of Christmas. Yes, my views may not be trendy, they may not sound like a barrel of laughs when sat next to a week stuffing your face and watching T.V, but there really is more to life than getting presents. Dovina would do well to think about that over the coming weeks. Thanks for listening, and God bless. -10-

See if you can guess the missing word. [1 mark]

It's a school full of innocent children.

"lacks chemistry" lol

And yet thou couldst covet thy neighbour's arse whilst shackled in a cage, wherein thou couldst perform no ill deed unto thy neighbour's arse. To covet is but to yearn after, is it not? And how is that different from suffering the bulging temptation of as fine a brace of buttocks as e'er thou hast seen?

You need to get over it.

Well "mouth-plum" is particular to -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. yet you still saw fit to label it a Briticism. Do you consider -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. to be the sole embodiment of all things British? I consider him to be the sole embodiment of all things Brownish. Good day.

Coveting anything that is thy neighbour's is a sin. And what is coveting but suffering temptation? Shouldst thou covet thy neighbour's Nintendo Game Cube, thou hast committed an sin, regardless of whether or not thou hast stolen thy neighbour's Nintendo Game Cube, and hast concealed it deep within thy bosom.