Re: a comment on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina	13-Dec-04/2:27 PM
By the way, if you'd even bothered to search google for the phrase "plums in your mouth" or variations, you could have avoided all this weeping and gnashing, because you would have realised a) what it meant b) that it's a common phrase c) that your thick.
Re: a comment on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina	13-Dec-04/2:25 PM
Wrong. Writing is a means of asserting your greater worth over people of lesser worth.
Re: a comment on Peptalk in the Dugout by Dovina	12-Dec-04/10:35 AM
I'm afraid there is only one way for foreignors to penetrate The Rutherford Club. You must complete the official application form: http://tinyurl.com/5pkxc Your application will then be considered by the High Council of Vice-Rutherfords, whereupon you may be summoned to take part in a gruelling series of Reverse Buttock Thrusts, followed by the infinitely humiliating HOBO SQUAT. Only then will you be ready for the Inaugural Debagging Session in the Officer's Mess. I doubt you've got what it takes, quite frankly.
Re: a comment on Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos? by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	12-Dec-04/4:20 AM
Feel free to submit an application form. But it's highly unlikely The Rutherford Club would ever employ a homosexual.
Re: a comment on Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos? by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	11-Dec-04/12:36 PM
How much cock?
Re: I Have... by SupremeDreamer	11-Dec-04/5:32 AM
You always were one for 'going solo', but I never thought you'd actually pay homage to the virtues of self-stimulation in quite so public an arena. For that, sir, you are to be savagely mocked beyond thunderdome. Good day.
Re: a comment on Limbs by Dovina	11-Dec-04/3:59 AM
You aren't an uncouth bum, you are a Mature Poete, and hence aren't invited.
Re: Limbs by Dovina	10-Dec-04/4:14 PM
What a squalid and ignoble dunce cap, on a poetic career of steadily diminishing returns. -10-
Re: a comment on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina	9-Dec-04/12:35 PM
You are a big posh sod, with plums in your mouth.
Re: a comment on Recognition by nentwined	9-Dec-04/7:10 AM
How delightfully topical!
Re: a comment on A Christmas Thought by keatsImnot	8-Dec-04/3:15 PM
One can only hope. I think it's terrible that so many people feel they have to scorn the true message of Christmas. Yes, my views may not be trendy, they may not sound like a barrel of laughs when sat next to a week stuffing your face and watching T.V, but there really is more to life than getting presents. Dovina would do well to think about that over the coming weeks. Thanks for listening, and God bless. -10-
Re: a comment on A Christmas Thought by keatsImnot	8-Dec-04/11:03 AM
See if you can guess the missing word. [1 mark]
Re: a comment on The Soul by Bobjim	8-Dec-04/11:01 AM
It's a school full of innocent children.
Re: The Soul by Bobjim	7-Dec-04/4:03 AM
If someone threatened to blow up a school unless you thought perverted things and wrote them down, would those perverted thoughts corrupt your inner cavern?
Re: A Christmas Thought by keatsImnot	7-Dec-04/3:58 AM
Wow. That's the most original Christmas thought ever. It's so important that we stop to think, at least once, about the true meaning of Christmas. Because in today's fast paced world of microwave dinners and plastic toys (as opposed to the more traditional woods), baby Jesus has been lost, only to be replaced by a giant Sony Dreamcast Cube (or whatever it is the little brats like to play with these days).
Re: a comment on People by hendrimike	7-Dec-04/3:38 AM
"lacks chemistry" lol
Re: a comment on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina	7-Dec-04/3:33 AM
And yet thou couldst covet thy neighbour's arse whilst shackled in a cage, wherein thou couldst perform no ill deed unto thy neighbour's arse. To covet is but to yearn after, is it not? And how is that different from suffering the bulging temptation of as fine a brace of buttocks as e'er thou hast seen?
Re: a comment on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina	7-Dec-04/3:24 AM
You need to get over it.
Re: a comment on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina	7-Dec-04/3:23 AM
Well "mouth-plum" is particular to -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. yet you still saw fit to label it a Briticism. Do you consider -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. to be the sole embodiment of all things British? I consider him to be the sole embodiment of all things Brownish. Good day.
Re: a comment on The Rockets’ Song by Dovina	6-Dec-04/6:13 PM
Coveting anything that is thy neighbour's is a sin. And what is coveting but suffering temptation? Shouldst thou covet thy neighbour's Nintendo Game Cube, thou hast committed an sin, regardless of whether or not thou hast stolen thy neighbour's Nintendo Game Cube, and hast concealed it deep within thy bosom.