Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	30-Jul-02/7:08 AM
raven18, if you're really so stupid that you haven't worked out that AIDS in a Van et all are SUPPOSED to be crap, then you really are really fucking stupid. They're designed to annoy wankstains like you who, when they see a poem that doesn't prostrate itself before the beauty and sorrow of existence, start saying how lame it is. Well duh. You cretin. Did you think you were striking a telling blow by saying that the obviously crap poems in the worst section are crap? So far you've made this many non-obvious points: 0. On the other hand, you insist on defending your felchstraw of a poem, which has a far, far higher ratio of shitness:intention of shitness than any of my poems. As for the comment by that other bluewhatsit freak, well, someone who happens to be as gormless as you has made the same incredibly-difficult-to-work-out observation about the poems that I have in the worst section. Saying 'thank you' doesn't make your poem good. It, and all of your others, are all steaming loads of trite, obvious, ignorant, sappy, tedious bullshite.
regarding some deleted poem...	30-Jul-02/7:10 AM
More people need to write poetry about tentacled elder gods. I know it's been done, but for fuck's sake what beats tentacles? Not that I'm a tentacle anime freak or anything.
Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	30-Jul-02/10:35 AM
Is big.
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	30-Jul-02/3:40 PM
Erishkigal/Raven-haired/Thy seduction haunts the castle in erotic despair. Perhaps you and raven18 have a dirty secret?
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	30-Jul-02/3:41 PM
Your inability to produce worthwhile verse, or to make any insightful observation, is matched only by your inability to correctly write my name. It is spelled with two hyphens, two equals signs and an underscore. I went to the trouble of legally changing it, so you might as well get it right.
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	30-Jul-02/4:59 PM
Yeah Legend! Your just jealous that your stupid name isn't as L33T as mine! I am a Magical Dark Prince swooping o'er the Mystical Land of Shadows.
regarding some deleted poem...	30-Jul-02/8:32 PM
Spittle, what are you talking about? Fossil fuels may run out in a few decades, but we have sustainable energy resources. Forests can be sustained if managed properly. Metals can be recycled. Modern agriculture can feed all 6 billion of us and more. You shouldn't be so pessimistic. Amalea's splendid poem has opened my eyes. What am I doing spending all my time writing poems about AIDS and poo? I'm going to go out there and embrace the world!!!
Re: The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	31-Jul-02/9:29 AM
I am not nude! It is you who is the one who is nude! Only sweet, beloved Jesu may unlock the Gates of Nudity using the unholy Key of Bareness. The gates were locked long ago when Man partook of the sinful Fruit of Knowledge which Jesu had carelessly left in the Garden of Eden.
Re: Walls by razorgrin	31-Jul-02/4:55 PM
Hold thy impudent tongue, razorbeak! Operation B.U.M.S.K.I is classified. Besides, -=Dark_Angel=- does as -=Dark_Angel=- pleases. Right now, he's on AIDS patrol. And I'll thank you not to disturb me while I'm on duty!
Re: Alone by shwenatjadeflower	31-Jul-02/5:35 PM
As I was mindlessly scanning through yet another Ode to Banality, I thought you had written: I would smile / You would poo / You'd be genital / Just us two. Thank Jesu I was mistaken, eh?. It would have spoilt an otherwise wond'rous poeme!
Re: I Hate You by mytenderrage	3-Aug-02/3:26 PM
Silence, peasants! Did I say you could speak? No! Hold your tongues at once! I, -=Dark_Angel=- am the best poete on this site, and anyone who says I am not is gaye. Legend is gaye regardless of what he says. Why do you think my name is not L33T? Can't you see it has lots of ASCII characters splattered all over it? Are you stupid, man? Clearly you don't know what L33T is. As for 'being mature', which of the following is more mature? Blindly imitating your parents and everyone else in a desperate bid to please and be popular, or not doing that? Do you think it is more mature to please your parents or to displease them by saying 'AIDS can be fun!!!' in their presence? I think it is more mature to do the latter. For how many three-year-olds would do that? None. And how many three-year-olds would do the former? Many. And how mature are three year olds? Not mature. They are in fact immature. As are you, Sir.
regarding some deleted poem...	3-Aug-02/4:14 PM
Hilarious! I hope this poeme is a joke. It MUST be. SURELY! I couldn't have written a worse poeme if I tried (which I often do). It's got it all: all in upper case, all on one line, use of "U" instead of "YOU", not to mention the poeme itself. "THE MAGIC IS U"... sheer genius.
Re: Innsmouth by razorgrin	3-Aug-02/4:19 PM
That's preposterous, Doylum! A lowly peasant-childe daren't look a squire in the eyes let alone partake of their naughtiness! I'd wager a farthing that you are a peasant yourself! Only the vilest of serfs would harbour such unwholesome fantasies.
regarding some deleted poem...	3-Aug-02/4:29 PM
Ahhh... But will you let us break wind? Why should I break wind, when all about me, are breaking theirs, and blaming it on me?
regarding some deleted poem...	3-Aug-02/4:44 PM
I'll tell you why. If you can break wind, and not make wind your master. If you can break wind, and not make wind your aim. If you can break wind in triumph and disaster. And treat both your buttocks just the same. Yours is the napkin and ev'rything that's in it. And, which is more, you'll break wind my son.
regarding some deleted poem...	3-Aug-02/6:25 PM
Thanks for the comments guys! You really inspire me! PS. Now Heliogabalus is the only one of my poems lacking any comments.
Re: No other limericks? by gothwalk	3-Aug-02/6:56 PM
This is a great limerick. The mixture of absurdity and rationality is pure, classic Lear. Anyone who doesn't think it works, because they're only used to dirty limericks, is an idiot.
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Aug-02/5:09 PM
Oh, ThoughfulSoul, have you never known the love that can exist between a man and his buttocks? 'Tis a wondrous love. I only hope that some day you will know my happiness.
Re: A Passing Love by razorgrin	4-Aug-02/5:13 PM
horus8, your continued use of the term 'asl' as an insult marks you as a cad. And as for you, Razorgrin, don't you know being gaye is evil? The Bible told me so, Jesus loves me this I know, for.
regarding some deleted poem...	4-Aug-02/5:13 PM
Great work Poetie! This poeme really made me think hard about issues and my own life.