Dan garcia-Black
replying on Advertising says: by Dovina
2 Mar 2005, 11:37 AM
You forget (Curry+toothache+beer)/2 in your equation-- but you're right anyway. Perhaps curry = 0.
Does yak shit crawl? Of course not. Everyone knows that. He knows that, just as he knows the difference between a training braw and his gentleman wearing it.
Suckers all. I fall for the Budweiser Bears. They make me want to drink Bud.
You are at your best when you do the pathos, or would you prefer I said, âworst.â
(Curry + White Car + Home by 9) /3 = two hours typing, then TV
(Ennui + TV) / 2 = Sleep.
(Toothache + Beer) /2 = Sweet Dreams +/- 20% contingency
Interesting view.
You are at your best when you do the math. The feeling I get from this poem is âEnnui and TV.â
It's neither plagiarism nor indecent to write a story told to me in the first person, but you already knew that.
Angels don't have members. They're sexless: "At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven." Matthew 22:30
Is it true that dark angels have larger members than their lighter counterparts?
Is gayness a systemic problem in the Marines? Or are they merely blighted by a few bad eggs? The omelette that is homosexualism is rotten indeed, and like all rotten omelettes it spreads, planting new omelette seeds wherever its omelette legs may carry it. Make no mistake: omelettism is more than just a pertinent analogy, it's a fact of life. All that's left is for us to ask ourselves, "How do we stamp out a breeding omelette?" Simple. We place it in the middle of The Bible, and slam the book shut. Case closed. Omelette absorbed. -10-
By all accounts, Black mothers are ace. The same cannot be said of Black fathers, who seem to get a lot of bad press. "The majority of African American children live in homes without their fathers." Similar parps ring true in the Afro Carribean community in Britain. Three questions pull down their trousers and vault out of all this muss: Who is responsible? What can be done about it? And who on Earth is going to put it into action?
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Then you could at least have the common decency to plagiarise his life story in the third person.
A mountainous mass of crawling yak shit. You, sir, would not know a gentleman from a training bra. I bid you good day!
The last verse seems overdone, otherwise pretty good.
Beware of the inevitable letdown after a high. Beware of comments like the one below. Beware of 10-votes that are not meant as 10. And most of all, beware of writing poetry.
It's a catch to it all,we all have been a sucker for Advertisement sometime in our life.
Thank's D my mind is really not on a poem right now. My father-in-law just passed away last week, and I could'nt go, because the
flight was to long for me due to my illness.al-naafisyh and her brothers went.