You have stolen this poem from Robert Rankin and attempted to pass it off as your own work. YOU ARE A FRAUD, A PLAGIARIST, AND A THIEF!

You have stolen this poem from Robert Rankin and attempted to pass it off as your own work. YOU ARE A FRAUD, A PLAGIARIST, AND A THIEF!

You have stolen this poem from Robert Rankin and attempted to pass it off as your own work. YOU ARE A FRAUD, A PLAGIARIST, AND A THIEF!

You have stolen this poem from Robert Rankin and attempted to pass it off as your own work. YOU ARE A FRAUD, A PLAGIARIST, AND A THIEF!

where the fuck is my tribute you frigid bitch? this place has been ruined by the twin evils of social networking sites and your infernal parping. You will never outlast me.

I like it with all angles

I think this poem is excellent. Long live Rankin. If anyone out there would like to see more of Roberts work (the real author of this poem and others that bobjim has stolen)then please look him up. You can probably already see he has a large and devoted fanbase. He would appeal to anyone found of Jasper Fforde or Terry Pratchett (although he wouldn't thank me for saying that!)and is a very compelling author of far fetched fiction; his body of work is prolific and he usually has a large amount of shelf space in all major bookshops.

good poem ...keep writing down whatever you come cross the strange word

You see I hadn't realised, all my life I thought theft was theft. But I was wrong, theft is only theft if I get caught, and then, if I say "yes I know I stole", then that makes it alright. I wish I'd known sooner, I could be rich by now. As long as I didn't get caught. ;)

I don't understand the reason behind passing someone elses work off as your own. Well, appart from the obvious fact that the only talent you obviously have is with the copy and paste keys. Well done for that, very well copied and pasted.

Ditto the above

I hope the constant comments are as annoying to you as you are to the person who you stole from in the first place.

I only see one "stupid loser" on this page, and it's not the fans pointing out the facts. Yeah yeah, you keep admitting to plagiarising, so that makes it ok, yes? Well, actually no it doesn't. Theft is theft is theft.

Another good example of your skill with the copy/paste function on your computer, well done. Yeah yeah, don't even bother to explain that you admit to plagerising yadda yadda. Just remove all the stolen poems. Or would that leave your account rather empty?

Yep one more stolen poem from Robert Rankin. And nope, I'm not giving up posting. Think I might try to trace the authors of some others you've posted as yours.

Once I wrote a poem, it was rubbish, but I gave up, and didn't steal someone elses. Pity you didn't do the same.

I'm getting bored now, I hope you are too Bobjim. :D

What is the point of repeatedly posting the work of Robert Rankin? Unless you are Robert Rankin, which it seems you're not. You probably think it's funny or postmodern or clever. It's only one of those three things, and post-modernism is just so old-fashioned these days. Don't you know that post-post-modernism has already given way to proto-neo-millenarianism?

I bearded my black christ with swine, 'pon which the holy fella did dine, His lips slurped and swallowed, The jew meat thus hallowed, Pork is thus became divine.

an oldie dusted over.