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Shouting at dogs (Free verse) by Bobjim
I love it, I do, I shout till I'm blue, I yell at the spaniel and peke. I howl at the dachs And the ill-tempered collie, And baffle the bulldog with Greek. I swear at alsations, And dreadful dalmations. I say "up your pipe" to the dane. And "get on your bike," To the old English sheppy. Which drives the poor blighter insane. I holler "you noodle" At each passing poodle. And terriers get their come-uppance. But as for the corgi, I treat them like royalty, Or else I would live on a pittance. Yes, I love it you see. It's pure bliss to me. Abusing the canine élite. Of all life's wee pleasures, There's none to compare, With shouting at dogs in the street.

Up the ladder: Little Bird
Down the ladder: Sweet, Sweet... Daddy

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.285714
Weighted score: 4.807899
Overall Rank: 10995
Posted: November 9, 2003 10:37 AM PST; Last modified: November 9, 2003 10:37 AM PST
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[7] http://mulberryfairy @ 216.195.144.103 | 9-Nov-03/10:42 AM | Reply
Do you also enjoy firestarting, have problems with bedwetting? Just kidding. Cute.
You should read the recent poem by Abecedarian, for a different presentation of dog.
[8] <~> @ 64.252.186.33 | 10-Nov-03/7:07 PM | Reply
you amuse me again, bobjim. thankee.
[7] Fayt @ 141.157.35.222 | 8-Mar-06/11:12 AM | Reply
Very awkward poem, but its inventive. Ill give it a 7.
[n/a] deleted user @ 81.149.77.93 | 20-Mar-08/4:22 AM | Reply
This poem was written by Robert Rankin. You've just copied it you fraud
[0] deleted user @ 192.229.17.103 | 20-Mar-08/5:38 AM | Reply
You have stolen this poem from Robert Rankin and attempted to pass it off as your own work.

YOU ARE A FRAUD, A PLAGIARIST, AND A THIEF!
[n/a] deleted user @ 212.240.88.197 | 25-Mar-08/7:54 PM | Reply
Another good example of your skill with the copy/paste function on your computer, well done.

Yeah yeah, don't even bother to explain that you admit to plagerising yadda yadda. Just remove all the stolen poems. Or would that leave your account rather empty?
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