[_] AABB rhyming scheme [_] About drugs [_] About romantic love [_] About writing [_] About suicide or self-mutilation [X_] About the author's social pastimes [X_] Arbitrary indentation [X_] Arbitrary line breaks [_] Autobiographical but written in the third person [X_] Clerical errors [_] Clichéd imagery (gazing out of window, tears falling like rain) [_] Clichéd rhymes (love/above, heart/apart) [_] Clichéd angst words (putrid, wretched) [X_] Devoid of rhyme [_] Devoid of other linguistic embellishments (alliteration, onomatopoeia) [_] Devoid of other literary devices (simile, synaesthesia) [_] Devoid of wondrous or fantastical imagery [X_] Ellipses used overabundantly [X] Insipidly whimsical or zany [_] Internet shorthand or emoticons [_] Leaving rant [X_] Lower case only [_] 'Lyrics' [X_] Melodramatic [_] Naively religious or superstitious [_] Obsessed with femininity [X_] Pointedly unanswered questions [_] Rage against the machine [_] Repetition of a word or phrase to the point of nausea [_X] Sanctimonious [_] Self-obsessed [_] Sentimental [_] Smugly-named protagonist [XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX to infinity] Thesaurophilia [_] Untitled [_] Vicarious wish fulfilment SP

Talk about yawn, fuck, this is a coma.

These are like some sort of pseudo-limericks. 10

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Your insidious sentiments never fail to raise the hairs on the back of my balls. For you, this is a compliment.

whip-crackin' good.

I must admit...I am basking in your obsession... ;)

You are always amazing, friend...

It's amazing what me you and Da come up with in our free time. Last night I found some lint in my neighbors Timothy Hutton (navelator)

What? Ha ha ha. What? Talk about stringing some words together in an interesting way? But this isn't poetry it's Alphabet poop.

Sir Manning's new verse is fantastic, It's lyrical, raw and scholastic, I just think it's swell, But in case you can't tell I'm actually being sarcastic.

::Yawns::

Wow...I didn't know that you loved me so... I have recently been falling for Jeremi... Perhaps, the three of us can work something out...

suffering with inner serenity...lovely line. Not sure about the one before it though.

Now your talkin Tommy kid! By the way, Tom I was not berating you...just giving you a little advice.... you've obviously taken it..whether your realize it or not. Drunkin liar maybe....retard..I don't think so. Go get em kiddo.

Yo Darky, Weh you been? I was waitin down on 125 for you the other night. You get my message? Don't be playin me like that homey! I told the other homeboys you'd be uptown. Laquisha was there with yo son Issac. Yo Darky, the bitch was pissed when she herd you hooked up with Tiwana and Tonya the other night. Dem Hoe's let the shit out the bag. You be a dead man if they get they ass on you. Yo, word goin round town that me and you hookin up to pull some shit off. Homeboys up here don't want any part of our shit....hell two the badddest mother-fuckers on the planet hangin..raisin hell. Those fucking gooks on Martin Luther King Blvd. boarden up they windows and shit...Yo man we like batman and robin....we gonna bang some hoe's smoke some crack or what? Don't bitch out on me this time chump!!! Meet me in front of the Appolo at 8 sharp....Don't play me now!

I am thoroughly convinced that you do not exist in human form..that you are a computer program running in background on this site...Nevertheless, I expect to see your tired old ass at the Apollo later on tonight.

Clearly you are both smelly corks bobbing in a sea of overly warmed baby brie. 10! . ______ ____|PooP|____ / ~ ~\ -=0=-/-=0- / / \ ( (_) ) \ ____ / \ (____) / \ / \@@@@/ \WW/ YY

What happened to Gwen? If I may ask.

She died of Diabetes