~<| | | /'\| |/'\.. /~\| | | | \ | =[@]= | | \ | | | | | \ | ~ ~ ~ ~ |` ) | / \ / \ / \ _____ / |--//''`\--| | (( +==)) | |--\_|_//--| How's that for wit and eloquence, Idealistic buffoon?!!!" /> ~<| | | /'\| |/'\.. /~\| | | | \ | =[@]= | | \ | | | | | \ | ~ ~ ~ ~ |` ) | / \ / \ / \ _____ / |--//''`\--| | (( +==)) | |--\_|_//--| How's that for wit and eloquence, Idealistic buffoon?!!!" />
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Wit and Eloquence (Other) by Lifeboatman
You want irony? Here's an irony: /"\ |\./| | | | | |>~<| | | /'\| |/'\.. /~\| | | | \ | =[@]= | | \ | | | | | \ | ~ ~ ~ ~ |` ) | / \ / \ / \ _____ / |--//''`\--| | (( +==)) | |--\_|_//--| How's that for wit and eloquence, Idealistic buffoon?!!!

Up the ladder: Mother
Down the ladder: Screw u all!

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.0
Weighted score: 4.7310586
Overall Rank: 11819
Posted: August 28, 2003 9:29 PM PDT; Last modified: August 31, 2003 8:15 PM PDT
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[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 28-Aug-03/9:46 PM | Reply
Jews have always had little fingers, but niggers don't.
[n/a] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.57 > <{Baba^Yaga}> | 31-Aug-03/8:16 PM | Reply
who cares what lacking appendages the jews have and the niggersdon't... what the fuck do you care??

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[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.171.240 | 29-Aug-03/12:57 AM | Reply
I object to: the long space.. could have been slightly shorter.. that middle finger picture could have gotten more detail, you can call settle and ask his advice concerning creating images with notepad.. the fuckers pretty good at that.

"insults and bad ascii art are not necessarily poems."

jesus christ.. if thats the case, theres alot of guys that should be able to fly.

that aside, what got you to make this? hrmm?

[n/a] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.57 > SupremeDreamer | 31-Aug-03/7:47 PM | Reply
bad day and a strong disgust to everything created... those and impotence
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Lifeboatman | 11-Sep-03/12:55 PM | Reply
Maybe you should wash your face? lol. Or just buy a bidet.
[n/a] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.57 > horus8 | 14-Sep-03/8:49 PM | Reply
What would make me feel good, Horus, is if you can bite the corner of a sidewalk and let me kick the back of your head...
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Lifeboatman | 14-Sep-03/9:23 PM | Reply
It's called a fucking 'curb' you pompous twig with a bald spot. be blushing pre-grovel, but we're not. I would be careful though if i were you, one day, you might just get your wish. Unfortunately, i would just get up off of the 'curb' laugh (while spitting a mouthful of shattered bone and teeth in your face) then gum you death. P.s. For Christmas this year? i bought your favourite pressed tan slacks a pair of blinkers, for when you turn. ha ha ha. Simpleton. Sit and spin you fucking sorey spineless chirp.
[n/a] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.57 > horus8 | 15-Sep-03/8:27 PM | Reply
Quite dense for someone who claims himself beyond most in intelligence... I meant that YOU bite the corner of the elevated concrete used by pedestrians and I kick the back of your head...
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > Lifeboatman | 16-Sep-03/12:16 AM | Reply
Yes, I know and my reply 'was' once again, the elevated side and or 90 degree angle that juts down into the gutter from the side of the concrete path that pedestrians, whether wheel chaired, dog walking, or jogging upon, where i come from, is called a curb. The appropriate term by real maniacs like myself that really would do such a thing such as stomping on the back of ones head while the are biting the 'curb' is called a 'curbing' you fucking idiot. but, alas, i propose that indeed it would be exciting to see you actually stand let alone get violent. You are about as whole heartedly frightening as a dry piece of rice.
[n/a] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.57 > Bachus | 18-Sep-03/8:24 PM | Reply
reason enough.. I'll show you how threatening a dry piece of rice is.. we are going to have so much fun, you and I.. see you soon..
[n/a] Don-Quixote @ 204.31.163.176 > Lifeboatman | 19-Sep-03/3:01 AM | Reply
well.. when did this vendetta start?
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i see two reasonably intelligent poets "text fighting" via the internet.. how about you two meet up, i come by with a camcorder, and everyone will be able to see you two beat eachother into bloody slushies in full vivid animation and color!

it looks like one of those common bickering sessions i have with darkie.. cept.. somehow more idiotic.

-shrug-

[note: keep a look out for more fights, this shit is amusing.. sure fills the late hours of my life with entertainment.]
[n/a] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.57 > Don-Quixote | 21-Sep-03/8:00 PM | Reply
I'll keep you posted on what's goin' to happen... been too long since I had fun.. all of it work.. been too long since I've really done this thing for myself... I am sure Horus will let all of you know what will happen...
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.171.240 | 29-Aug-03/12:58 AM | Reply
Oh yeah.. btw, it wasnt that funny because: its not something i havent seen done 1000000 ways from sunday. im not being an ass, im just saying, your not being that creative with this shit..
[n/a] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.57 > SupremeDreamer | 31-Aug-03/7:49 PM | Reply
I wasn't trying too... that's the whole irony of it...
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Lifeboatman | 14-Sep-03/9:24 PM | Reply
you must be watching to much tv again.
[n/a] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.57 > horus8 | 15-Sep-03/8:25 PM | Reply
nope... and although you think yourself too important that we obsess over anything you say, we don't... currently, I am planning how to torture my neighbor, now don't you cause too much noise to let me notice you, I might just hunt you down and make it fun... YOU do not know everything... but some of us do...
[8] Y2kSlamPoet @ 69.19.182.150 | 1-Sep-03/3:36 AM | Reply
Well, now that the space is gone, it flashed light a big surprise into my face!! good! the effect is much better.

Good work on the ascii drawing this time.. not as good as one of settles masterpieces, but its no longer "crappy".

8!
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 1-Sep-03/1:13 PM | Reply
See, that's much better.
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