Juvenile and just kinda stupid. The repeat of "get your" makes it look like you just couldn't think of two other syllables worth of something to say and on a haiku, that's saying something.

Something tells me you've never seen a naked woman before... HAVE YOU? FESS UP! chirpe...that's right your chirpe is weake.

okay?

again? have you read plutarch? obviously not. Or perhaps this is about salad. lol.

asl.

Rnd'm f'ckin' bl'ws.

Degrading towards women...focus your poetry away from offending language.

bitches in heat ( great name for a rock band )

wishful artless thinking

oh, come now

ok, can i tell yours?

That is terrible, but then again...6

wht?

Freddy's Back!

Riiiiiiight........

ummm okay thats just not right and thats weird and...did i mention not right

absolutely fabulous

Always funny and concise.

I warned you about making false statements in court.

shut up and go away. There's only room for 10 comedians here and you are not making the cut. Now, come on strong girl, and lay heavy trick on me. The church of my love is such a holy place to be.

okay..well...uhm.

i give it a 3 just because i hate the word bitch so much.

redundancy to fit in the framework of a haiku. I don't like it.