IV (Deuteronomy's Lament)

Member since 2002 · Posted 10 Jul 2002 · 4 comments

Dare I eat a peach? Dare I disturb the universe? (3) Who cares about that crap. My bowels frighten me more. I hate being c o n s t i p a t e d. What was I talking about again? Oh, yes, the Depression. We were so poor Our tin cans were made of wood. (4) And we couldn't even afford vwls. (5) Oh! It passed. Time for Love Boat. (6) Oh! That Isaac!

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[10] horus8 10-Jul-02/12:58 PM Reply

fucking brilliant!

[n/a] razorgrin 10-Jul-02/1:42 PM Reply

what the hell is that?

[4] nentwined 12-Jul-02/3:45 PM Reply

uh. huh. k....

[7] Venus 21-Aug-02/8:08 PM Reply

This is the funniest one I've read on this site! What happened to this guy? 7/10