Dare I eat a peach?
Dare I disturb the universe? (3)
Who cares about that
crap.
My bowels frighten me more.
I hate
being
c
o
n
s
t
i
p
a
t
e
d.
What was I talking about again?
Oh, yes, the Depression.
We were so poor
Our tin cans were
made
of
wood. (4)
And we couldn't even
afford
vwls. (5)
Oh!
It passed.
Time for Love Boat. (6)
Oh!
That
Isaac!