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20 most recent comments by <{Baba^Yaga}> (421-440)

regarding some deleted poem... 17-Apr-03/2:20 PM
"Please do not put me in jail with other boys." oh, yeah... Anything but that.

A) In jail two top three socks can be fashioned into a very comfortable G-string.

B) Canned pears and loose tobacco go a very long way, but not as very as (a).

C) Ashes make a nice shade of mascara and a towel can be worn as a skirt or a tube top.

D) Aids is considered just as valuable a weapon as say a shank or visible herpes.
regarding some deleted poem... 17-Apr-03/2:24 PM
You mean, of course, cluck to the cob, Cornholio.
regarding some deleted poem... 20-Apr-03/11:28 PM
and here I thought you were a stringless tampon trying to be a buffet.
regarding some deleted poem... 20-Apr-03/11:33 PM
hotdogs and hamburgers
Choice finger foods for Islam.
Meat off of the floor.
Re: the game by princesszoe 20-Apr-03/11:44 PM
"dislikes: rudeness, prejudice, inefficiency, ignorance, lateness, lies, war, pettiness, meanness and aubergines." I guess that pretty much leaves me out of the loop huh.

Odd that you would mention the bazaar though.
regarding some deleted poem... 21-Apr-03/6:19 PM
Superb, yes, we do.
regarding some deleted poem... 21-Apr-03/6:27 PM
lol.
regarding some deleted poem... 21-Apr-03/6:34 PM
"weap" I weap a book? nay. otherwise, fine.
regarding some deleted poem... 25-Apr-03/8:35 PM
"shores" to shoes and demise to "flagella", because then, I believe, and bear with me here, that you would force the reader... To die, or better even, maybe explode.
Re: I am your pea by Figure 8 27-Apr-03/1:41 PM
you're funny.
Re: Smack me by Figure 8 27-Apr-03/1:42 PM
Hee hee! Yes.YES!!!!!! eat a billow, bitch.
Re: Ode to a Sock by JakeBike 28-Apr-03/4:32 PM
Ralph Lauren make a better sock at Neiman Marcus.
Re: he was the one i had written about before i met him by rockinindividual 28-Apr-03/5:14 PM
Rub my quarter too? and raise him a pack of melting double mint in pocet number 'the rear'.
Re: Safe haven by INTRANSIT 28-Apr-03/5:18 PM
That's one way, but i'd end it a bit more 'out to lunch'and deatachable.
"in the dog house" or
With plastic covered furniture"
or
"high on flinstone vitamins". or not.
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Apr-03/10:20 PM
If you fucking nerds had a life outside of sounding in desperate need of needind a life you'd go loiter at a seven eleven or a pool hall, or something like a normal fucking slacker teenaged pimple evaluaters would. flips d35? hi, i'm chucks 2d10's upsideayoface! critical! I fear my +3 vorpal sword hath cleaved your breast plate.
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Apr-03/10:23 PM
Wert?"REQUESCANT IN PACE, BUDDY" in Pace picante saucers. L...OMG! wert?
Re: Satire by psikosis 29-Apr-03/10:26 PM
James hurtfield and metalurgica presents Florida! wert?
Re: Satire by psikosis 29-Apr-03/10:28 PM
Could you hold the world a bit looser please? You're crushing my lawn chairs, and scaring my toy poodle.
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Apr-03/10:31 PM
HaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!wait a minute... Where's bones? Analysis please. Chekov my shoe please.
regarding some deleted poem... 30-Apr-03/12:17 AM
before you made me cum all over your hairy nipples. No really, that sounds like a college diary memo next to your biology footnotes (your poem in general), but I guess it's alright.7.


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