Smack me

Member since 2003 · Posted 27 Apr 2003 · 4 comments

Smack it hard, smack it fun. Smack it square upon the bum. Tap my firm and pulsing butt, smack my bits and wish me luck. Luck for boys and luck for men, luck I may be smacked again. Upton the puss, upon the stair. Smack until I have no care. I won't cry out, I'll eat a pillow. Please smack my bottom with a switch of willow.

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[9] <{Baba^Yaga}> 27-Apr-03/1:42 PM Reply

Hee hee! Yes.YES!!!!!! eat a billow, bitch.

[n/a] Figure 8 › <{Baba^Yaga}> 27-Apr-03/1:50 PM Reply

Ow OW !!!!!! I can hardly breathe !!!

[9] INTRANSIT 27-Apr-03/3:22 PM Reply

Funny as hell. sexy too..What the hell is up with you?

[9] deleted user 27-Apr-03/4:13 PM Reply

You have some serious issues but good nonetheless