Smack it hard, smack it fun. Smack it square upon the bum. Tap my firm and pulsing butt, smack my bits and wish me luck. Luck for boys and luck for men, luck I may be smacked again. Upton the puss, upon the stair. Smack until I have no care. I won't cry out, I'll eat a pillow. Please smack my bottom with a switch of willow.