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20 most recent comments by ==Doylum (161-180)

Re: Evening by unknown 23-Aug-02/8:46 PM
yes let that be toadys lesson. Tommorows lesson shall be how to get angry at those who don't like you poems. The day after we shall concentrate on upseting little scrots, and the day after shall be spelling. I shall not be present on spelling day for i am ashamed to say i cannot and willn't spell correctly
Re: Evening by unknown 23-Aug-02/8:56 PM
how shall they be dealt with, will it be with axel grease and savaloys , will the beards upon the bottoms be singe-d about with electric gas oven starters. Please please
Re: Losing A Friend by venusdemilo 23-Aug-02/9:01 PM
oh your write like a hallmark card, oh you write like a hallmark card, oh you write like a hallmark card, oh you write like a hallmark card, oh you write like a hallmark card, oh you write like a hallmark card,oh you write like a hallmark card, oh you write like a hallmark card, oh you write like a hallmark card, oh you write like a hallmark card, Please pick on at random these put downs are all sure to please.
Re: Communal ranking by ==Doylum 23-Aug-02/9:04 PM
after that anyone would be quite replete, your not suggesting one should be gready are you?
Re: Communal ranking by ==Doylum 23-Aug-02/9:12 PM
but you suggested we have the chocolate first, i wont be rushed. But yes maybe rat-o-van would suffice
Re: Losing A Friend by venusdemilo 23-Aug-02/9:21 PM
Calm down tiger, you ripe my heart out. don't say such things. simply resort to calling me a hallmark card, its an fequently used insult on this site, i was simply providing a helpful cut and paste area, for the supernaturally talented and inspired to use. If it is of no use please feel free not to, use it that is, unless it is of, in which case do, feel free i mean
Re: Losing A Friend by venusdemilo 23-Aug-02/9:24 PM
Yes the englishman retort. What a classic i simply don't know which way to turn, you have me their my good sirah (sorry zz i know that sirah is yours but i thougt in the spirt of sharing , ye know)
Re: Losing A Friend by venusdemilo 23-Aug-02/9:30 PM
you can feel anytime, just so long as you don't squeeze. Bruised plums would not be an appropriate sweet.
Re: Losing A Friend by venusdemilo 23-Aug-02/9:39 PM
i don't want prunes, they make me runny, is my whine to be for a weaker vessel?
Re: Losing A Friend by venusdemilo 23-Aug-02/9:41 PM
or is the whine from a weaker vessel.
Re: Losing A Friend by venusdemilo 23-Aug-02/9:50 PM
That will be the prunes
Re: Crying Beside a Lake by x311 23-Aug-02/9:51 PM
but there has to be a place for prunes doesn't there?
Re: Crying Beside a Lake by x311 23-Aug-02/10:00 PM
right its settled then, just one more mint waffer for the lady. g-mornin and see you later, sorry H8 i cant see the to hounds at the moment its time for beddy byes
Re: Z. by ErgoErgun 23-Aug-02/10:10 PM
nobody likes prune ice cream you birthmark, thats the point
Re: Z. by ErgoErgun 23-Aug-02/10:12 PM
and with that said i really must get some shut eye ready for the next lesson
Re: Sure-it-fits! {haiku*series} by <{Baba^Yaga}> 25-Aug-02/5:18 PM
bottom haikus by a kiddy fiddler, God bless america. shit forgot the capital W no America.
regarding some deleted poem... 25-Aug-02/5:50 PM
Sentimental feelings - or what the young-uns get trashed for everytime, this is just updated for a different stage in life and everyone will love it. 4/10
Re: Apathy by nentwined 25-Aug-02/6:00 PM
Thanks you've helped me shed some bottom grapes. I clenched my cheeks so hard i strangled a few of the buggers. And when i shuddered on the re-read they fell out the bottom of my corduroy trousers and will keep the colony of ants that live in the chimney breast occupied for many days to come. So in a round about way you did entertain me. Pity it all had to start with such anus contracting unpleasentness
Re: A piece i shall never play again by ==Doylum 25-Aug-02/6:31 PM
its full of feeling, pure heartfelt feeling.
Re: Esplanade by Wulf 25-Aug-02/6:36 PM
A love of yer own patch, yer own yard?


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