Haiku № 11236

Sure-it-fits! {haiku*series}

Member since 2002 · Posted 25 Aug 2002 · Edited 9 Mar 2003 · 3 comments

Obelisk squatter! You packed your shit so well. You amazed yourself. Pentagon soldier. Wants a job transfer real bad. Can't fit under desk. Lincoln's unfit ghost. Was seen roaming the white house. Will work for food sign. Tom cruise is not gay! Scientology cures all. Risky business.

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[9] razorgrin 25-Aug-02/12:57 PM Reply

quality.

[7] ==Doylum 25-Aug-02/5:18 PM Reply

bottom haikus by a kiddy fiddler, God bless america. shit forgot the capital W no America.

[0] poetandknowit 10-Mar-03/10:16 PM Reply

I see after a month and a half you still write like shit! Such originality in writing that way though! Good job, dickhead!