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A piece i shall never play again

by ==Doylum

Member since 2002 · Posted 14 Aug 2002 · 9 comments

You accompany my lilting piccolo, with your discord on the grand, your attempts at virtuosity, let me known theres no demand, for the the ripple of your timpany as you squeal on my trombone metronome means nought to you Your pizzicato has no tone To you there is no harmony A hyme to all thats dire you twang upon those strings of mine like your trying to break the lyre A cappella you are awful The organ will play no more Alas theres no creschendo This HAS happened to you before T'would be a comic opera if the choir were the wise don't tell them i beg, i plead and i shall remain the bass between your thighs

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[6] Tarquin De La Bog 14-Aug-02/4:51 PM Reply
Not bad. 6. A nice ending, to what otherwise was a disappointing piece.
[n/a] ==Doylum 14-Aug-02/4:59 PM Reply
This is an very personal poem, about my utter disgust at schools and their inability to give good blowjobbery lessons. Don't use yer teeth, don't try to rip it of with yer hand, and don;t gag on it. Simple really. It hurts me that you don't like it, it was a painful poem to write, as unpleasant as the lass who inspired it.
[8] horus8 14-Aug-02/5:35 PM Reply
what a riot...definetly a rockford fosgate 12" woofer. 8/10??
[7] <~> 14-Aug-02/8:49 PM Reply
now that's entertainment. nice metaphors, sirrah. and what's the lesson in all of this? she'll never play that piece again; that's for damn sure. leave it to the professionals???
[n/a] ==Doylum 15-Aug-02/4:42 PM Reply
I'm noones sirrah my dear, i thank you to refrain from patronising me even though i am a poor wretch. Who chafed your mammary or perhaps memory. does it smart i know i'm not i see no lessons cept that to be red is good to be green is bitter. Listen to the propaganda it teaches how to make a ripe plum, but helps to keep the flowers shut.
[4] god'swife 25-Aug-02/6:04 PM Reply
You got a knack for rhymning. Not enough sentiment though.
[n/a] ==Doylum 25-Aug-02/6:31 PM Reply
its full of feeling, pure heartfelt feeling.
[10] Katie 28-Aug-02/7:31 PM Reply
Ya you are right this is um... a very personal poem, lol. But it is a good one at that. Interesting but good!
<3 katie
[n/a] lastobelus 9-Mar-03/3:56 PM Reply
when I was a kid i always tried to see how far I could stick the tape in my father's tape measures out before it flopped over.

Sometimes I'd get it out 10 or 12 feet, on a good $20 tape measure. Always I'd try to ease it out farther; always it'd flop before the end of the tape.

Whenever I fucked up a $20 tape measure, I got a good licking.