Re: suck fucker punch by wordho	22-Apr-03/1:09 PM
But, it would be really ace if he washed his pecker off in the sink with some irish spring.
regarding some deleted poem...	25-Apr-03/7:13 PM
Have I ever told you about about my third nipple? It's to go up and down upon smelling pork in five minutes. I also give a fine pedicure. "PLANT RENOVATION DESIGN Services Jones Station/Nichols Station/Plant X Controls Upgrades Amarillo/Lubbock/Earth, Texas, USA Project Owner: Southwestern Public Service Company, Amarillo, Texas Completion Date: 1993 (Jones), 1995 (Nichols), 1997 (Plant X) Constructed Project Costs: $8.2 million (Jones), $4.6 million (Nichols), $3.6 million (Plant X) Project Background and Description: The Jones Station controls upgrade consisted of replacing existing boiler, turbine and balance of plant control system for both 250 MW gas/oil fired boilers and steam turbines. The new control systems are based around Foxboro distributed control subsystem (DCS) hardware and a Woodward Governor Netcon 5000 turbine control subsystem. The CRT-based operator interface is through a UE-designed custom console that places the touch-screen CRTs within easy reach and provides absolute minimum key-stroking for operator interface to controls, alarms, data aquisition, sequence of events and burner management. UE also designed a unique window-box alarm presentation system which included "smart alarming" based on process conditions. Automatic turbine start-up (and loading) is controlled by rotor stress calculations running in the DCS system. This provides minimal rotor life expenditure during start-up and load changes. The retrofit also included replacing most field devices. The project at Nichols Station, similar in size and scope, included modifying the feedwater heater controls and extraction drains to meet ASME water induction protection guidelines. The project at Plant X, also similar in size and scope, included installation of new cable to connect all the field devices to the DCS. Project Features/Characteristics: Boiler, turbine an balance of plant control system replacement UE-designed custom consoles and alarm displays Upgrade to distributed control system Services Performed Planning/budget and schedule estimate Detailed engineering design Installation supervision Check-out/start-up/tuning As-built documentation" It makes me sad sometimes this thing called life. Real sad. But then I crack open a bag of Dorittos, pop the top on a cold pepsi, and watch bangbus and three's company re-runs. then i go to the store and buy beef jerky that comes in a can like chew. then you know what? I fucking chew. then i dookie doo. do se do.
regarding some deleted poem...	25-Apr-03/7:21 PM
I really don't mean to burst your bubble, but i don't care very much for your attitude Sir, Ganus. Every genitiled man host knows one should not serve up cold soup without flaming duck.
regarding some deleted poem...	25-Apr-03/7:23 PM
Maybe twas that I didn't vote well here's a fucking ten. I feel like coffee, anyone else feel like an espresso?
Re: Japanese nature. by daniella	29-Apr-03/4:13 PM
Great! but your entire gist of the spirit is in the title not the process of explaining it to yourself.
Re: Brother by andrewjthomas	29-Apr-03/4:18 PM
Fresh.
Re: Pine by andrewjthomas	29-Apr-03/4:55 PM
pining.
Re: sunday morning precarious by andrewjthomas	29-Apr-03/5:01 PM
It border lines being a bit to contrived, unless you guys didn't fuck then it would make sense.
Re: The Captain Plecostumus Rap by INTRANSIT	29-Apr-03/5:11 PM
you are really quite funny, my plecostomus was torn appart to weeks ago by my red evil and green terror. In takes a mean pleco to scrape glass in my tank. oh and it's. wick wa wick wa wick wah wicky wah, chick chaw.
Re: waking up to fucking reality by d35	29-Apr-03/5:32 PM
I never thought of putting pineapples on my chizstek, THANKS!
Re: Sir John Betjeman is dead Nicholas. by Bachus	2-May-03/1:42 PM
Good god man. You are the boredest mother fucker alive, congratulations. Wait a minute... Am I fucking talking to myself? You see what sobriety does? Look at my fucking poodle?! Just look at her...*sob, weep, spasm* Look at my tofu ice sculpters (tofu is fun to freeze and chisel) Gaze at my supplements and pedestrian signs! HA! HA! I'm plum mad (kzsdfjghoabuiprvgioprbyfgiopv) that's the punchline to a welshian factory workers two series jokesky. called the bumsky from down undersky.
Re: Beauty, sleeping (revised) by Ranger	2-May-03/2:48 PM
Don't thank her. Not that she isn't the best thing since a tuna melt, but it ruins your poem's bottom and some people are judgemental and bias. Other than that. Hilarious. Talking about GW though, She's the first person in my life that stepped through the membrane of what true love or real love is and offered to help me stay sober. Not that no one cares. It's just a lot of work and there is an exhausting amount of communication involved in helping a realy resourceful and brilliant person get off of hard candy. It takes a lot of love, and trust in a situation were you might be the only one there that still has the ability to do that 'trust' and 'love' you know what i mean? She's my friend, and I know that she loves me, and oddly enough. That's something I'm just grasping, weird huh. Life is crazy like that, but yesterday I saw my three year old son's first soccer game (he's three) and i was sober, and i only smoked two cigarettes. lol, but ah, that's big in my mind right now. 1 week sober. I have a really special circle of friends, and my son may totally suck right now at soccer, god bless his tiny little man legs, (he's great at the sax though!) atleast now I can participate on a level that's rational and benificial for everyone. I was great at soccer and still am, he needs me. We can do it. together. lol. that should be my speech at the na aa olympics this year. Oh well, what ever.
regarding some deleted poem...	11-May-03/12:30 PM
My favourite part? When you rhymed jow with now and move with move. Enlightening.
Re: Ode To Mushroomhead by Beseech	11-May-03/12:46 PM
lol.
Re: Mother Defined by loneshadow29	11-May-03/1:33 PM
Kiss ass. We all know how much I despise the womb, but I'm willing to let this slide today. 8.
Re: Be Not Afraid Of Dying. by Mr Pig	11-May-03/5:23 PM
You are awesome at freeform, but your haikus are consistently off. this one's 5 7 6.
Re: Pity me. by cleverdevice	16-May-03/9:08 AM
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 9 lol. because my heart imploded. becaus my head is a robotic potato peeler.
regarding some deleted poem...	16-May-03/9:22 AM
Skaldik brew or nothing.
regarding some deleted poem...	16-May-03/9:26 AM
Perhaps.
regarding some deleted poem...	16-May-03/9:54 AM
cheeky. ice cream slips then drips down the cone over fingers onto lap snorkel