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The Captain Plecostumus Rap (Free verse) by INTRANSIT
My name is pleco
I'm kind of a clown
You won't find me near the top
'cos I'm always down.
Suckin' on moss is what I do best
I've got a job to do
I don't need no breast.
wick wick wah wick wick wah
wick awick awick wick wick wah
My body is the same
as the color of my eyes
I'm down on the gravel
ain't no trophy prize
A five gallon tank is my home
stickin' to the glass is where I roam.
(scratchin')
I AM
Plecostumus fish
suckin' up moss
is my only wish
If you need your tank clean
then call a pro.
If you say I ain't cuttin' it
I'll tell you where to go.
wick wah
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.75
Weighted score: 4.970199
Overall Rank: 8410
Posted: April 29, 2003 4:59 PM PDT; Last modified: April 29, 2003 4:59 PM PDT
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oh and it's. wick wa wick wa wick wah wicky wah, chick chaw.