regarding some deleted poem...	8-Aug-02/12:04 PM
i broke both of my hands junior year fighting brian ladeen (i know how you like to keep things 'personal'..he was fucking my girl cheri adler... i had to wear the casts all summer...and when i wiped my ass. a poo streak did form. time after time. it grew in texture. then i learned to wipe with my left. it had a more technical angle. more inclined to dangle!c
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Aug-02/5:18 PM
i was finger painting with my toes out back...when my servant boy came running out to notify me of this terrible misunderstanding..nay friend..i stand uncorrected...it is not poo that i am convinced should muse for you...and the plains of africa had nothing to do with me subtextually exposing anyones known or hereby uknowable sexual fetishes, physical handicaps, mental menstruations, or spiritual inquisitions...if anyone could feel what you feel...walk in your shoes..it would never be me. i take things as things should be taken..from other peoples homes and hard work. it is not the poo.it was never the poo..i swear this to you..i have saved a very 'choice' and girth flaunting 9 inch turd..i will now attempt to balance it on the palm of my man boy and have him force feed it back into my de-dentured gaping ass..i will then reverse peristalsis..using the power of my mundane mind and scream out UNO, a second prior to delivering a yummy chicken enchillada, hot and steamy fresh from the mouth of madness..let me know where to e-mail the j.peg..<these kind words are brought to you by "those fuckers" car detailing, coming soon to a corner near you.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Aug-02/5:21 PM
and uknown ye shall remain!
Re: How Much? How Long? by longships	8-Aug-02/5:39 PM
my estuary was full of beavers. now it's not, but i'm much, much warmer now. yes...much..much warmer.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Aug-02/5:50 PM
your bullit has ricocheted and grazed the right g-string strap of my mothers most tastie thong w/the xmas theme...fucker..i've been out here in the sun aLL DAY FINGER PAINTING WITH MY TOES, and now my mother is in tears over her exposed hip scar(that the g-string covered perfectly) and refuses to do the modeling for me..do you have any idea how long it's going to take me to convince her to come back? i had her flown in from a bordello in mexico you fool! southern mexico. now you have to make things right. that's a tall ordermy friend. taller than your midget stricken fram can handle..you fail. litmus testing. art. and basic algebra. come back when your balls drop. killer. cereal.baby steps. 2/10
Re: -=Dark_Angel=- & The Canon Episcopi by Bachus	9-Aug-02/12:39 AM
So, you can cut and paste. it's his comment you rascist puke (i read black buns). What? so you added a the last paragraph!the title is the best thing you've written to date AND HALF OF THAT ISN'T EVEN ORIGINAL.in fact the whole thing isn't even original. therefore you my friend are totally unoriginal, and you should beat yourself to death with a nasty borrowed baseball cap that reads "mustache rides 5 cents". you fail!
Re: The Seasons, Changes by Frass	9-Aug-02/12:47 AM
it starts out like...oh fuck me not this again, but then the bullshark and Avon come limping to the rescue <bullsharks occupy fresh water also, so lake campers BEWARE> drink red bull, brought to you by 'cork' it's more than just a floating reminder!e
Re: Sleep Well by jriemerm	9-Aug-02/1:07 AM
this is a radical brash piece of proper teeth twisting writables. YOU GET THE HORUS8 GOLDEN CUE-TIP AWARD FOR INSOMNIACS THAT CARE BROTHER. sleep well hitchcocks dead and so are the birds!10/10s
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Aug-02/11:31 AM
cunnilinctus???
Re: To Kiss by Jody Conn	9-Aug-02/11:50 AM
yoda jr.yoda jr.yoda jr. it would be pointless and slumming in my mind to retort. therefore, i shall instead compliment you on your incredible ability to speak so clearly, so in depth, and all with out a tongue! (he lost it giving cpr to a seizure stricken fellow Mcdonald's employee) you my friend are a trooper. grunt with pride! sign with joy! your love of your fellow man goes beyond the call of duty. the extra mile. this buds for you. <brought to you by tic-tic the only insecticide breath mint created to date accidentally.>
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Aug-02/11:59 AM
dodder /n: any of a genus of leafless elongated wiry parasitic herbs deficient in chloryphyll. (just like you!) see you're not alone! you have friends.
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Aug-02/12:08 PM
screw worm /n: an American blowfly of warm regions whose larva matures in wounds or sores of mammals and may cause disease or death ; esp: its larva. (this too can happen too you, so brush your teeth they're filthy)b
Re: Black Buns by Bachus	9-Aug-02/12:53 PM
so let me get this straight you have utter contempt for jews, blacks, and rape women with your friends...rip of other peoples writing (because you can't write) killed your grandparents....and you live in new mexico? you are friends with jesus? which jesus are we talking about here, because mexican drug dealing gang bangers do not constitute the son of god....you are either completely contemptuous of not only yourself, but the entire human race, or socially retarded...what? shoes to tight..mom a whore?..get over it..you reek of puss and self loathing, and because of this your written words have no meaningful points within their polluted presense. you are beyond the mark of failure! you are incomplete and absent. p.s you deserve a shaq attack in your arse.why couldn't you have been on the platform that fell in the shark tank? Because trailer trash has not enough money to travel..and not enough memory to count. in all definitions of the that word..good day, sir 
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Aug-02/1:04 PM
this should be a "get well soon card" the bravo channel will do your biography. you will seperate the gonads with your cleaving toe.where they fall, we still don't know? lovely flow my fine weathered friend....i am spilling the bongwater..now i must..imust..refill.good day!
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Aug-02/1:52 PM
to bitch, or not to bitch..that is the question. what was the answer..ah..yes.one finger indeed, and thumbless ye remain.i
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Aug-02/3:25 PM
i am ( the """=david lynch? how are 'we' feeling today. i pray well. i pray often for you. i wish i knew you. i would glue your right hoof to your beak and then challenge you to a game of twister. yes left foot green right hand on infinityyyyyyyy. how was work? counting moles again. the poem is so $abstract$ that no one will understand it until your dead. die well. i will. they will tale your L33 name and neon it into a blade runner sequel. yes they will. count on it! e
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Aug-02/3:56 PM
i actually just hired the twin sister of my servant boy...she vacuums very efficiently, and better yet she has no tan lines. nude be she as she cleans for me.don't distract her. let her be.these are a few of my favorite things..if your butler gets ill..let me know..i will fly her over.. she makes an excellent pate' and her tonsils are out for maximum comfort..e
Re: Dream Dead by New Life Drug	9-Aug-02/5:26 PM
pheasant.pleasant.peasant imagery...i may never wake up with an erection again "the bus gives you a hard on with books in your lap" "she bleed a catholic wedding". that is why i loved her, the most of all(jim morrison in "") 6/10 kinda simple, but simple can be good.meat is good.eat more meatu
Re: Stars In My Eyes by onlyontuesdays	9-Aug-02/5:29 PM
isn't that sweet.guillotine.rivet.jar.herpes.bank
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Aug-02/5:31 PM
good grief, clean up in aisle three please. dreadnought.passion.pelvis.elvis.keebler cookies.